Guys with small #penises always blaming penis stealing witches for "shrinking their penises" or whatever. Like, bruh, you don't choose the size of your penis, it doesn't reflect you, and it's not even that small, y u tryna' burn that girl at the stake???

#penis #PenisStealingWitches #YesAllMen

Guys would rather strap knives to their dicks and have some sort of winner-take-all "duel of the dicks" than talk it out SMH 😩

#YesAllMen #penises #DickDueling

Smart smol pp man

Taza is the only brand of chocolate I've found that doesn't make me sick. Sorry my penis got in the picture.

#chocolate #penises

The P-Shot, explained: What to know about the ED treatment popular with gay men

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.advocate.com/health/sexual-health/pshot-explainer

RIP all the men who thought they needed to replace their #penises with venomous snakes, just to fit in...  

#penis #SnakePenis #SnakePenisTrend

Full exposure: These two pictures were taken 30 years apart. I've definitely grown a bit squishier around the edges....

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