Getting tired of all of these crypto bros trying to force everyone to use the blockchain in new and stupid ways. The very idea that we would make it a law that all men in the country need to put their penises on the blockchain isn't just unconstitutional, the very logistics are completely insane! Like bruh, you're saying a dude will have to make a transaction just to whip it out? What happens when someone inevitably injects code to steal all these penises that people have been forced to put on the blockchain under penalty of law?? No more penises because blockchain???

THE TECHBROS DON'T HAVE AN ANSWER, THEY ARE JUST PUSHING YET ANOTHER INSANE IDEA BECAUSE IT HAS BLOCKCHAIN IN IT!!

SAY NO TO BILLIONAIRE TECHBROS!!!

#Blockchain #Cockchain #TechBros #CryptoBros #Penises #KeepItInYourPants #KeepPenisesOffTheBlockchain #StopTheSteal #StopTheMindControlBallotBoxes

Business Opportunity Idea:
Put your penis on the #Blockchain!

(Call it the #Cockchain)

Introducing... CUM-#CRYPTOCURRENCY.