NicThe only thing Flat Earthers have to fear…
… is sphere itself.
I decided I was going to be healthy this year, so yesterday I went to the health food shop to get some multivitamins. Unfortunately they were on the top shelf, and I'm not very tall ....
While trying to reach them, I knocked three massive jars of Omega 3 capsules down, which landed on me.
Luckily I wasn't badly hurt; just super fish oil injuries.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Just read an incredible 13th century account of a feudal uprising where the Duke’s son was killed by the rebels who used a trebuchet to knock him off the battlements using the only available ordnance: the head of a decapitated peasant. It is the first recorded account of a serf face to heir missile.
Whoever invented “Knock Knock” jokes should get a No-Bell prize
Did you know that having pet fish in a home aquarium can reduce stress levels?
It’s all down to the indoor fins.
My housemates are convinced our house is haunted, but I’ve lived here for 274 years and I haven’t noticed anything strange.
How’s the patient who fell into the upholstery machine doing?
Oh, he’s completely recovered
My wife and kids are upset that I put ginger in the curry.
They loved that cat!
Did you hear about the kidnapping in school?
It’s ok - he woke up