Chris JagsMar 6

If aliens have visited Earth, do you think they write smutty fan fic about us?

#poll #SillyPoll #Aliens #nsfw #Rule34 #fanFiction

Yes, of course. Rule 34 is surely universal
68.4%
No, aliens are surely more high-minded than us
2.6%
Only aliens from THAT planet, you know which one
18.4%
How DARE you besmirch our, I mean their, good name
10.5%
Poll ended at .
El Duvelle NeuroFeb 20

Which of these famous "spatial cell" type is better?

Well, which is your favourite anyway? Yes it's a silly question

#SillyPoll #Neuroscience #PlaceCells #GridCells #BorderCells #BVCs #HeadDirectionCells

Border / BVC Cells
12.5%
Grid Cells
50%
Head-direction Cells
12.5%
Place Cells
25%
don't know / see results
0%
Poll ended at .
"Mediocre Bunny" EvelynFeb 18

YouTube is down:

#YouTube
#YouTubeDown
#SillyPoll

to supress the Colbert-Talarico interview
32.8%
because they laid off the people who make it run
32.8%
some option not supportive of my political views
9.7%
everyone thought someone else paid the power bill
24.6%
Poll ended at .
Takako 🐀Nov 26

If you were to be a mouse, what kind of mouse would you be? 🐁✨💖💕

#mice #mouse #sillyPoll

Dormouse
33.3%
Titmouse
16.7%
Grasshopper mouse
16.7%
Harvest mouse
33.3%
Poll ended at .
Chris JagsNov 22

Oh no! You have died and been reincarnated! For some reason, Poseidon is the god in charge of this! He offers you four options of sea creature to come back as (Poseidon is a mastodon.social user, so that's all he gets).

Which do you choose?

#SillyPoll #poll #marinelife #animals #wildlife

Octopus! Big Brain + mini brains FTW!
43.2%
A fashionable Orca with a salmon hat!
44.6%
A Pistol Shrimp... maybe with real pistols?
3.6%
Eh, Sea Cucumber seems about my speed
8.6%
Poll ended at .
Mx. Luna Corbden 🐸Oct 17, 2025

A Fez™ Dispenser would obviously:

#SillyPoll #poll

Be shaped like a fez and dispense candy.
14.1%
Be shaped like a pop icon and dispense tiny hats.
36.6%
Both be shaped like a fez and dispense tiny hats.
39.4%
Be shaped like a fez and dispense pop icons.
9.9%
Poll ended at .
Chris JagsAug 14, 2025

Which of these fantasy/hybrid animals would be the coolest?

#poll #animals #sillyPoll

Scorpadillo
17.3%
Octoplatypus
45.3%
Vampire WomBat
25.3%
Anteater Eater
12%
Poll ended at .
Martha CrimsonJul 25, 2025

A silly poll for my C-drama friends

Favourite C-drama trope?

#SillyPoll #CDrama

Whoops! We're already married!
25%
Stub a toe - spit blood
37.5%
Ed Guo
12.5%
Being evil gives you black BO
25%
Poll ended at .
Martha CrimsonJul 25, 2025

I haven't made a silly poll in ages! If someone offered you ten million euro to live one month in a cottage with a large library, _but_ you have to stay away from computers, would you

#SillyPoll

pedal there on your cargo bike
31.3%
ask if tea is provided
31.3%
pack your latest DIY project
25%
my linux tablet doesn't count, right?
12.5%
Poll ended at .
El DuvelleJul 11, 2025

#SillyPoll about money 💰
Every month, with you newly-earned salary (or equivalent) do you generally:

(Note: option 1 means that if you suddenly get more money, like a bonus, you will buy something with it instead of saving it while option 2 means you would save it instead)

1. Save a set amount, spend the rest
26.7%
2. Spend a set amount, save the rest
46.7%
3. Save nothing, spend everything
13.3%
4. Save nothing, spend nothing 👀
13.3%
Poll ended at .