"Wattcha watching?"

"Oh, Father's Knows Best. It's an old series in black and white."

"Yeah, I know it. Is this the episode where they eat all the pigeons?"

"No, it's the... wait. What? I've never seen that episode."

"Oh, yeah... the pigeon eating is from the running commentary going on in my head while I watch the show."

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