#Easter is this Sunday... #HappyEaster !

BONUS JOKE 1:
Jesus drove a Honda, but didn't talk about it. "For I do not speak of my own Accord." (John 12:49)

BONUS JOKE 2:
Although Jesus was a Carpenter, He never actually sang on any of their albums.

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#Easter is this Sunday... #HappyEaster !

BONUS JOKE:
A man joined a cloistered Catholic Monestary, and one of the things he noticed was that the same food was served for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Also, all the meals were eaten in silence, except for one elderly monk who would say "Hebrews, Chapter 13 verse 8" before every meal.

After a week or so of this ritual, he was intrigued and decided to look up this passage in the Bible.

When he did, he burst out laughing. It said, "Jesus Christ! The Same, Yesterday, Today and Forever!"

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