Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Gin-Gin Mule!

Let's gin up a great summer cooler for the scorching heat.

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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Original Mai Tai!

It's Memorial Day Weekend. Hooper's going to the tiki bar to relax.

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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Blueberry Mint Julep!

You don't need to watch horses run in circles to enjoy this drink.

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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The French 75!

The perfect drink for Mother's Day.

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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Cantarito!

Summer drinking season has officially started.

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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Porn Star Martini!

Shake it until you make it.

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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Black Shirley!

An NA cocktail for grownups.

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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour! This Week, We're Giving You A BAR MAKEOVER!

Jon Taffer is NOT ALLOWED.

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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Dark and Stormy!

Hooper's getting serious about rum again. Hold on to your hats.

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Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Hell To Pay!

Originally I was calling it a Chipotle Pineapple Margarita, but, well, you know.

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