use the enemy.
destroy it from within.
emerge as a beautiful wasp.

#randomCrap

"This ain't me ma!
....Its the drugs!"
-- Nick Cotton

#thoughtForTheDay #randomCrap

@webology @greg A few more:

- Am I a judge-y b****? If so, why?
- 'Ubermocked': A tool for automatically mocking your database or API, but the output is actually mocking in the sense of "making fun of".
- Waitress said "that looks delicious" as she handed me dinner. Is this to 'sell' me on the food, or was she really admiring my dinner?
- Alien warfare short story. They blast a huge rock in Earth orbit to prevent our species from leaving the planet.

#Notes #ProjectsThatNeverGotMade #RandomCrap

Let's play...

Bug Or Random Crap! [Applause]

My glasses are fogged up, and I see something on the counter.

Is it a bug? Or random crap?

I touch it and... it doesn't move! It is random crap, or maybe a dead bug, but that also counts as random crap.

And now a word from our sponsors:

"Doctor, what is it?"

"I'm sorry to tell you that you have an acute case of random crap."

" 😱 What shall I do?"

[The doctor turns to the camera, smiles, and says:] "Clean your house with the Rand-o-Crapamatic 3000! It will rid your house of random crap! Available at every good junkyard near you!"

#bug #RandomCrap #doctors #diagnosis #ad #advertisement #marketing #nonsense #RandOCrapamatic3000

Do you know what is easier and more effective than blocking blue ticks? Not going on the site at all.
#BlueTickFever #AwakeTheWest #RandomCrap
Horrible Therapist - Random Comic Generator - The Oatmeal

This is a horrible comic generator.

The Oatmeal