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Bug Or Random Crap! [Applause]

My glasses are fogged up, and I see something on the counter.

Is it a bug? Or random crap?

I touch it and... it doesn't move! It is random crap, or maybe a dead bug, but that also counts as random crap.

And now a word from our sponsors:

"Doctor, what is it?"

"I'm sorry to tell you that you have an acute case of random crap."

" 😱 What shall I do?"

[The doctor turns to the camera, smiles, and says:] "Clean your house with the Rand-o-Crapamatic 3000! It will rid your house of random crap! Available at every good junkyard near you!"

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