#Alberta still releases breaking news, emergency alerts, government announcements, etc on Twitter all the time.

It's really frustrating to still have to keep a toe over there, because these days, THIS is what they're pushing on me for #PromotedAds!!!

😳😱😂

Hey folks! #YouTube seems to think I need an #UncannyValley AI date with someone whose name is uncannially, perfectly terrible!

Apparently watching #AmateurRadio #HamRadio #Music and #DoctorWho vids lately means I'm lonely enough for #Vaseline, erm … I mean, "Vasilina"?

😂😂😂

#DatingApps
#SponsoredAds
#PromotedAds
#Ads

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Amazing! For the first time since Melon took over Twitter, I was served a paid ad that might *possibly* be of interest**. 😂😂😂

**Prior to his takeover, I also got useless ads but at least they were *interesting* useless ads such as engines for jet fighters and industrial robot factories. Not even kidding on either of those. 😂😂😂

#trans
#SorryNotSorry
#PromotedAds