"Monster in Vaseline..."

#monster #Vaseline #MisheardLyrics

Environ 50% des consommateurs achète minimum 1 fois/mois un produit en raison d’un contenu posté en ligne par un influenceur.

Changement de PDG : Hein Schumacher -> + 2 ans -> Fernando Fernandez

#year2023 : https://mastodon.social/@cobrate/113693140610153643

#year2024

3,5 milliards de vues sur les réseaux sociaux pour #Dove odeur biscuit.

#unilever #economie #ia #sante #pollution #anthropocene #climat #consommation #socialmedia #alimentation #huiledepalme #oilpalm #Vaseline #TRESemmé #Omniverse #Nvidia

Get ready for the big #Reveal! 🎶
#Stream the 2026 #GRAMMYNominations on #November7 on Recording Academy’s #YouTube + live.GRAMMY.com.
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2026 GRAMMY #Nominations #Vaseline.

Dilophosaurus battles a chapped lip.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #Vaseline #Autumn #Dinosaurs

Dilophosaurus battles a chapped lip.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #Vaseline #Autumn #Dinosaurs

#humor #travel #greece #vaseline

A Wife Was Reading A Travel Magazine

-- Shall We Try Greece For Our 10th Anniversary?
-- OK But What's Wrong With Vaseline…???

So #GreenStuff sell a thing called 'Sculptors Vaseline'.

Apart from being tinted Blue - how is it different from standard #Vaseline ?

I tried to research this on my own but it's seemingly quite difficult without a degree in #chemistry (?)

Please someone explain ?

#Sculpting #Modelling #Miniatures

The fact the entire #internet has been through a layer of #Vaseline actually explains quite a bit of the modern world. (rod)

All TV channels making minutes long infomercials for the new iPhone, in the noon news 🙄

They all confirm you can shove it up your...

#vaseline