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I knew myself to be on the threshold of a new order of experience—of an ecstasy. Something drew me forth with a sense of inexpressible yearning towards the being of this strange old man in the window seat, and for a moment I knew what it was to taste a mighty and wonderful sensation, and to touch the highest pinnacle of joy I have ever known.

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EP 338: The Jellyfish and The Monkey (Ozaki)

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The Jellyfish and The Monkey

Long, long ago, in old Japan, the Kingdom of the Sea was governed by a wonderful King. He was called Rin Jin, or the Dragon King of the Sea. His power was immense, for he was the ruler of all sea creatures both great and small, and in his keeping were the Jewels of the Ebb and Flow of the Tide. The Ebbing Tide jewel caused the sea to recede from the land, and the Flowing Tide Jewel made the waves to rise mountains high and to flow in upon the shore like a tidal wave.

The Palace of Rin Jin was at the bottom of the sea, and was so beautiful that no one has ever seen anything like it even in dreams. The walls were of coral, the roof of jade, and the floors were of the finest mother-of-pearl. But the Dragon King, in spite of his wide-spreading Kingdom, his beautiful Palace and all its wonders, was not at all happy, for he reigned alone. At last he thought that if he married he would not only be happier, but also more powerful. So he decided to take a wife. Calling all his fish together, he chose several of them  to go through the sea and look for a young Dragon Princess.

At last they returned to the Palace with a lovely young dragon. Her scales were of shiny green like the wings of summer beetles, her eyes shone like fire, and she wore gorgeous robes. 

The King fell in love with her at once, and the wedding ceremony was celebrated. Every living thing in the sea, from the great whales down to the little shrimps, came in shoals to offer their congratulations to the bride and groom. 

Now for a time the Dragon King and his bride lived very happily. They loved each other dearly, and the bridegroom took delight in showing his bride all the wonders and treasures of his coral palace, and she was never tired of wandering through its vast halls and gardens. Life seemed like a long summer’s day.

Two months passed in this way, and then the Dragon Queen fell ill and was forced to stay in bed. The King was troubled when he saw his bride so ill, and at once sent for the fish doctor to come and give her some medicine. He gave special orders to the servants to nurse her carefully and to wait upon her with diligence, but in spite of all the nurses’ care and the medicine that the doctor prescribed, the Queen showed no signs of recovery, but grew worse.

Then the Dragon King interviewed the doctor and blamed him for not curing the Queen. The doctor was scared of the king’s wrath and said that the medicine she needed was not found in the ocean.

“Do you mean to tell me that you can’t get the medicine here?” asked the Dragon King.

“That’s what I said!” said the doctor.

“What do you want for the Queen?” demanded Rin Jin.

“I want the liver of a live monkey!” answered the doctor.

“The liver of a live monkey! Of course that will be most difficult to get,” said the King.

“If we could get that for the Queen, Her Majesty would recover,” said the doctor.

“Very well, that decides it; we MUST get it somehow or other. But where can we find a monkey?” asked the King.

Then the doctor told the King that somewhere in the south there was a Monkey Island where a great many monkeys lived.

“If only you could capture one of these monkeys?” said the doctor.

“How can any of my people capture a monkey?” said the Dragon King, greatly puzzled. “The monkeys live on dry land, while we live in the water! I don’t see what we can do!”

“I had the same problem,” said the doctor. “But one of your servants surely can go on shore for that!”

“Something must be done,” said the King, and calling his chief steward he asked his advice.

The chief steward thought for some time, and then said joyfully:

“I know what we must do! There is the jelly fish. He is certainly ugly to look at, but he is proud of being able to walk on land with his legs like a tortoise. Lets send him to the Island of Monkeys to catch one.”

The jelly fish was then summoned to the King’s presence, and was told to catch a monkey for its liver.

The jelly fish looked very troubled, and said that he had never been to the island, and he was worried that he won’t be able to catch a monkey.

The chief steward said, “Well if you depend on your strength you will never catch a monkey. The only way is to trick one!”

“How can I trick a monkey? I don’t know how,” said the perplexed jelly fish.

“Here’s what you do,” said the chief steward. “When you approach the Island and meet some of them, you must befriend one. Tell him that you are a servant of the Dragon King, and invite him to come and visit you and see the Dragon King’s Palace. Try and describe to him the grandeur of the Palace so as to arouse his curiosity and make him long to see it!”

“But how can I get the monkey here? You know monkeys can’t swim?” said the reluctant jelly fish.

“You must carry him on your back. What is the use of your shell if you can’t do that!” said the chief steward.

“Won’t he be very heavy?” asked Jellyfish again.

“Don’t worry, you work for the Dragon King,” replied the chief steward.

“I will do my best,” said the jelly fish, and he swam away from the Palace and started off towards Monkey Island. Swimming swiftly he reached his destination in a few hours, and landed on the shore. Looking around he saw a big pine tree and on one of the branches was just what he was looking for—a live monkey.

“I’m in luck!” thought the jelly fish. “Now I must flatter the creature and try to get him to come back with me to the Palace, and my part will be done!”

So the jelly fish slowly walked towards the pine tree. In those days the jelly fish had four legs and a hard shell like a tortoise. When he got to the pine tree he said:

“How do you do, Mr. Monkey? Isn’t it a lovely day?”

“A very fine day,” answered the monkey from the tree. “I have never seen you in this part of the world before. Where have you come from and what is your name?”

“My name is Jellyfish. I am one of the servants of the Dragon King. I have heard so much of your beautiful island that I have come to see it,” answered the jellyfish.

“I am very glad to see you,” said the monkey.

“By the by,” said the jelly fish, “have you ever seen the Palace of the Dragon King?”

“I have often heard of it, but I have never seen it!” answered the monkey.

“Then you have to come. The beauty of the Palace is beyond all description” said the jellyfish.

“Is that so?” asked the monkey in astonishment.

The jellyfish saw his chance, and went on describing the beauty of the Sea King’s Palace. The monkey grew more and more interested, and as he listened he climbed down the tree slowly to hear every detail.

“I have got him at last!” thought the jellyfish, but he said:

“Mr. Monkey. I must now go back. Since you’ve never seen the Palace of the Dragon King, won’t you take this opportunity to come with me? I will be able to act as guide and show you all the sights of the sea, which will be even more wonderful to you—a land-lubber.”

“I would love to go,” said the monkey, “but how am I to cross the water! I can’t swim, as you surely know!”

“There is no difficulty about that. I can carry you on my back.”

“That will be too much trouble for you,” said the monkey.

“It’s easy. I am stronger than I look, so don’t worry,” said the jelly fish, and taking the monkey on his back he stepped into the sea.

“Keep very still, Mr. Monkey,” said the jellyfish. “You mustn’t fall into the sea; I am responsible for your safe arrival at the King’s Palace.”

“Please don’t go so fast, or I will fall off,” said the monkey.

So they went along, the jelly fish skimming through the waves with the monkey sitting on his back. When they were about half-way, the jelly fish, who knew very little of anatomy, began to wonder if the monkey had his liver with him or not!

“Mr. Monkey, tell me, do you have a liver with you?”

The monkey was very much surprised at this queer question, and asked what the jellyfish wanted with a liver.

“That is the most important thing of all,” said the stupid jelly fish, “so as soon as I recollected it, I asked you if you had yours with you?”

“Why is my liver so important to you?” asked the monkey.

“Oh! you will learn the reason later,” said the jellyfish.

The monkey grew more and more suspicious, and urged the jellyfish to tell him why his liver was wanted. Then the jellyfish, seeing how anxious the monkey looked, was sorry for him, and told him everything. How the Dragon Queen had fallen ill, and how the doctor had said that only the liver of a live monkey would cure her, and how the Dragon King had sent him to find one.

“Now I have done as I was told, and as soon as we arrive at the Palace the doctor will want your liver, so I feel sorry for you!” said the silly jellyfish.

The poor monkey was horrified when he learnt all this, and very angry at the trick played upon him. He trembled with fear at the thought of what was in store for him.

But the monkey was a clever animal, and he thought it the wisest plan not to show any sign of the fear he felt, so he tried to calm himself and to think of some way by which he might escape.

“The doctor means to cut me open and then take my liver out! Why, I shall die!” thought the monkey. At last a bright thought struck him, so he said quite cheerfully to the jelly fish:

“What a pity it was, Mr. Jelly Fish, that you did not speak of this before we left the island!”

“If I had told you why I wanted you to accompany me, you would certainly have refused to come,” answered the jelly fish.

“You are quite mistaken,” said the monkey. “Monkeys can very well spare a liver or two, especially when it is wanted for the Dragon Queen. If I had only guessed what you were in need of. I should have presented you with one without waiting to be asked. I have several livers. But the greatest pity is, that as you did not speak in time, I have left all my livers hanging on the pine tree.”

“You left your liver behind?” asked the jelly fish.

“Yes,” said the cunning monkey, “during the daytime I usually leave my liver hanging up on the branch of a tree, because it gets in my way when I am swinging from tree to tree. Today, listening to your interesting conversation, I forgot it, and left it behind when I came with you. If only you had spoken in time I could have remembered it, and could have brought it along with me!”

The jellyfish was very disappointed when he heard this, for he believed every word the monkey said. The monkey was no good without a liver. Finally the jelly fish stopped and told the monkey so.

“Well,” said the monkey, “we can fix that. I am really sorry about your trouble; but if you will take me back to the place where you found me, I will be able to get my liver.”

The jellyfish did not at all like the idea of going all the way back to the island again; but the monkey assured him that if he would be so kind as to take him back he would get his very best liver, and bring it with him the next time. So persuaded, the jelly fish turned towards Monkey Island once more.

No sooner had the jelly fish reached the shore than the sly monkey landed, and climbing up into the pine tree where the jelly fish had first seen him, and looking down at the jellyfish he said:

“So many thanks for all of your troubles! Please give my compliments to the Dragon King on your return!”

The jellyfish was confused by this speech and the mocking tone in which it was uttered. Then he asked the monkey if it wasn’t his intention to come with him after getting his liver.

The monkey replied laughingly that he couldn’t afford to lose his liver: it was too precious.

“But remember your promise!” pleaded the jellyfish, now very discouraged.

“That promise was false, and anyhow it is broken!” answered the monkey. Then he began to jeer at the jelly fish and told him that he had been deceiving him the whole time; that he had no wish to lose his life. Which he certainly would have done had he gone to the Sea King’s Palace, instead of persuading the jelly fish to return under false pretenses.

“Of course, I won’t GIVE you my liver, but come and get it if you can!” added the monkey mockingly from the tree.

There was nothing for the jelly fish to do now but to repent his stupidity, and to return to the Dragon King of the Sea and to confess his failure, so he started slowly to swim back. The last thing he heard as he swam away was the monkey laughing at him.

Meanwhile the Dragon King, the doctor, the chief steward, and all the servants were waiting impatiently for the return of the jelly fish. When they caught sight of him approaching the Palace, they hailed him with delight. They began to thank him profusely for all the trouble he had taken in going to Monkey Island, and then they asked him where the monkey was.

Now the day of reckoning had come for the jellyfish. He quaked all over as he told his story. How he had brought the monkey halfway over the sea, and then had stupidly told the monkey his mission; how the monkey had deceived him by making him believe that he had left his liver behind him.

The Dragon King’s wrath was great, and he at once gave orders that the jelly fish was to be severely punished. The punishment was a horrible one. All the bones were to be drawn out from his living body, and he was to be beaten with sticks.

The poor jelly fish, humiliated and horrified beyond all words, cried out for pardon. But the Dragon King’s order had to be obeyed. The servants of the Palace each brought out a stick and surrounded the jelly fish, and after pulling out his bones they beat him to a flat pulp, and then took him out beyond the Palace gates and threw him into the water. Here he was left to suffer and repent his foolish chattering, and to grow accustomed to his new state of bonelessness.

From this story it is evident that in the old times the jellyfish once had a shell and bones, but, ever since the Dragon King’s order was carried out on their ancestor, his descendants have all been soft and boneless just as you see them today thrown up by the waves high upon the shores of Japan.

The End

Source: ⁠The Japanese fairy book by Ozaki, Yei Theodora

Edited by Dustin Steichmann 2026

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I'm not sure how far I'll get with "The First Team". The Russians are comically evil, so far.

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EP 334: The Boy Who Was Called Thick Head (Macmillan)

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The Boy Who Was Called Thick Head

Three brothers lived with their old Indian mother in the forest near the sea. Their father had been dead for a long time. When he died, he didn’t have a penny to his name, so his widow and sons were very poor. Where they lived there wasn’t a lot of game to be hunted, so they went to bed hungry. The youngest boy was smaller and weaker than the others, and when the two older sons went away to hunt, they always left him behind. Although he always wanted to go with them, they would never let him tag along, because he was so small and weak. Instead he had to do all of the house work. All day long he would gather wood in the forest and carry water from the stream. 

Even in the spring, when his brothers went out to draw sap from the maple trees, he was never permitted to go with them. He was always making mistakes and doing foolish things. His brothers called him Thick-head, and all the people around said he was a simpleton because of his slow and strange ways. Only his mother was kind to him and she always said, “They may laugh at you and call you a fool, but you will prove to be wiser than all of them, for it was told to me by a forest fairy when you were born.”

The Chief had a beautiful daughter who had many suitors. But her father turned them all away from his door and said, “My daughter is not old enough to get married; and when she is, she will only marry a great hunter.” 

The two older sons of the old woman decided that one of them must marry the girl. So they set out on a great hunting expedition, far away in the great northern forest, because it was autumn, and the hunter’s moon had come. 

The youngest wanted to go with them, for he had never left home and he wanted to see the world. His mother gave him permission to go. His brothers were very annoyed when they heard this, and they said, “Thick-head can’t help us hunt. He will only bring us bad luck. He isn’t a hunter, just a scullion and a drudge who is only good for tending fires.” But his mother told them to honor the boy’s wish and they had to obey. So the three brothers set out for the north, the two older brothers bellyaching loudly because they were accompanied by the boy that they thought was a fool.

The two older brothers had good luck hunting and they killed a lot of game; deer and rabbits and otters and beavers. And they came home carrying home a lot of dried meat and skins. They each thought, “Now we have begun to prove our skills to the Chief. And if we do the same next year, under the hunter’s moon, one of us will win his daughter when she is old enough to marry.” 

The only thing the youngest boy brought home from the northern forest was a large Earthworm, as thick as his finger and as long as his arm. It was the biggest Earthworm he had ever seen. He thought it was great curiosity as well as a great discovery, and he was so busy watching it each day that he had no time to hunt. When he brought it home in a box, his brothers said to their mother, “What did we tell you about Thick-head? Surely, he has proved himself a fool. He has caught only a fat Earth Worm in all of this time.” And they shouted it everywhere in the village and all the people loudly laughed at the simpleton, until “Thick-head’s hunt” became a byword in all the land. But the boy’s mother only smiled and said, “He will still surprise them all.”

The boy kept the Earth Worm in a tiny pen just outside the door of his home. One day a large Duck came waddling along, and sticking her bill over the little fence of the pen she quickly gobbled up the Worm. The boy was very angry and he went to the man who owned the Duck, and said, “Your duck ate up my pet worm. I want my worm.” 

The man offered to pay him whatever he wanted, but the boy said, “I do not want your money. I want my Worm.” 

But the man said, “How can I give you your Worm when my Duck has eaten it up? It is gone forever.” 

And the boy said, “It is not gone. It is in the Duck’s belly. So I must have the Duck.” Then to avoid further trouble the man gave Thick-head the Duck, for he thought to himself, “What’s the use of arguing with a fool.”

The boy took the Duck home and kept it in a little pen near his home with a low fence around it. And he tied a great weight to its foot so that it could not fly away. He was quite happy again, for he thought, “Now I have both my Worm and the Duck.” But one day a Fox came prowling along looking for food. He saw the fat Duck tied by the foot in the little pen. And he said, “What good fortune! There is a choice meal for me,” and in a twinkling he was over the fence. The Duck quacked and made a great noise, but she was soon silenced. The Fox had just finished eating up the Duck when the boy, who had heard the quacking, came running out of the house. The Fox was smacking his lips after his good meal, and he was too slow in getting away. The boy fell to beating him with a stout club and soon killed him and threw his body into the yard behind the house. And he thought, “That is not so bad. Now I have my Worm and the Duck and the Fox.”

That night an old Wolf came through the forest in search of food. He was very hungry, and in the bright moonlight he saw the dead Fox lying in the yard. He pounced upon it greedily and devoured it until not a trace of it was left. But the boy saw him before he could get away, and he came stealthily upon him and killed him with a blow of his axe. “I am surely in good luck,” he thought, “for now I have the Worm and the Duck and the Fox and the Wolf.” 

But the next day, when he told his brothers about his good fortune, they laughed at him loudly and said, “A lot of good a dead Wolf will do you. Before two days have passed it will be nothing but an evil-smelling thing and we will have to bury it deep. You are indeed a great fool.” The boy pondered for a long time over what they had said, and he thought, “Perhaps they are right. The dead Wolf won’t last long. I will save the skin.”

So he skinned the Wolf and dried the skin; and made a drum from it. The drum was one of the few musical instruments of the Indians in those old times, and they beat it loudly at all their dances and festivals. The boy beat the drum each evening, and made a great noise, and he was very proud because he had the only drum in the whole village. 

One day the Chief sent for him and said to him, “I want to borrow your drum for this evening. I am having a great gathering to announce to all the land that my daughter is now of age to marry and that suitors may now seek her hand in marriage. But we have no musical instruments and I want your drum, and I myself will beat it at the dance.” 

So Thick-head brought his drum to the Chief’s house, but he was not very well pleased, because he was not invited to the feast, while his brothers were among the favored guests. And he said to the Chief, “Be very careful. Do not tear the skin of my drum, for I can never get another like it. My Worm and my Duck and my Fox and my Wolf have all helped to make it.”

The next day he went for his drum. But the Chief had struck it too hard and had split it open so that it would now make no sound and it was ruined beyond repair. He offered to pay the boy a great price for it, but the boy said, “I do not want your price. I want my drum. Give me back my drum, for my Worm and the Duck and the Fox and the Wolf are all in it.” 

The Chief said, “How can I give you back your drum when it is broken? It is gone forever. I will give you anything you desire in exchange for it. Since you do not like the price I offer, you may name your own price and you shall have it.” 

And the boy thought to himself, “Here is my chance. Now I will surprise my brothers.” And then he said, “Since you cannot give me my drum, I will take your daughter in marriage in exchange.” The Chief was very perplexed, but he had to be true to his word. So he gave his daughter to Thick-head, and they were married, and the girl brought him much treasure and they lived very happily. His brothers were quite amazed and angered because they had failed. But his mother said, “I told you he was wiser than you and that he would outwit you, even though you called him Thick-head and fool. For the forest fairy told me so at his birth.”

The end

Source: ⁠Canadian Fairy Tales by Cyrus Macmillan

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