Recurver π―Four days in and the #PoliNodders standing behind politicians at press conferences are driving me insane with either:
β’ shit-eating grins; or
β’ zombie death stares into space.
Why do politicians need to be flanked by idiots and sycophants?
Oh dear...
#AlboPM talking in Alice Springs this morning...
Whilst the #Australian government is 10,000% better the previous #LNP clusterfuck, it is starting to become apparent that the #ALP is getting comfortable with power.
The evidence for this is #AlboPM flitting here there and everywhere, standing in front of packs of #Polinodders speaking lots of words with decreasing value of content.
Words/announcements achieve nothing. Just ask #ScottyThePathologicalLiar. Outcomes matter...
I've always considered that #PoliNodders fit into four categories:
β’ Sycophants
β’ Martyrs
β’ Hostages
β’ Zombies
Hostages and Zombies are the funniest...
Sycophants are enjoyable for their cringeworthiness...
Martyrs always appeal to the little corner of schadenfreude that exists in us...
#LNP politicians have the best #PoliNodders because their policies are so hopelessly out of touch that they often fit into two or more categories of squirminess...
Why? Just why... do press conferences with politicians require a set of #PoliNodders standing behind them???
Why do they not move away from the camera view?
They always look bored, stupid, disinterested, inattentive, sycophantic or any of the above. They detract from the point of the press conference!
You can tell an awful lot about the value of the message of a press conference by watching the #PoliNodders ...
A superb set of #PoliNodders behind #Albo at this morning's press conference for the Dunkley by-election...
Perfectly semi-glazed faces... only the occasional head nod... blank non-focussed expressions...
Perfection...
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