Mr. Clean is not my scrubber
He's just for grills
Says that I have some scum
But I wiped it with my thumb
Mr. Clean is not my scrubber
He's just for grills
Says that I have some scum
But I wiped it with my thumb
D.I.Y.M.C.A.!!

'And Iʼve been fixing the fridge-seal with Vaseline®'

"Dust on My Mind"
(Quick!, #DJCummerbund or #BillMcClintock, please do a mash-up of "Georgia on My Mind" and "Dust in the Wind" because I can't decide which title I'm hacking here.)

"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes--un shined --and floors un vacced--
Of cabbages--left out & coffee mug rings--
And why your mom is boiling hot--
And can we afford a maid who sings"
♪ Do The Hippy Hippy Shake N Vac ♪
♪ While My Guitar Gently Beats ♪