Recurver 🎯#AlboPM's 'failure' to secure a meeting with the Orange Turd is a resounding success❗️
He needs to be seen meeting with the sensible democracies... Canada, France, UK, Germany, NZ, etc...
It is pointless pushing the U.S. relationship. The U.S. is collectively insane at this point.
AUKUS is dead and we all knew it was only a scam.
We in Australia can all thank #ScottyThePathologicalLiar for what was the worst deal ever made by an Australian Prime Minister...
#FFS... I feel the need to give Sssssussssssan Ley one piece of advice, which is, go and join Toastmasters and learn how to speak and make a point.
What a waffley load of gibberish spewed from her mouth this morning.
Channelling #ScottyThePathologicalLiar with, "if you have a go you'll get a go...", fairy floss vacillating about the SA algae bloom.
She had zero presence and looks like a rabbit in the spotlights...
#ScottyThePathologicalLiar receiving an AC in this year's honours list for leadership during the pandemic is PEAK HYPOCRISY.
What an absolute joke. The value of an AC as an honour has plummeted to rock bottom.
I'm absolutely disgusted...
Watching Ssssssusssssssan Ley put her hand up for the #LNPClownCar leadership and noting that 'Good job, well done Angus' is probably the only other realistic option... I cannot begin to describe my continuing ecstasy that Dutton was disembowelled by Dickson.
This is the best comedy entertainment since #ScottyThePathologicalLiar sharted himself at Engadine McDonalds...
I'm expecting the #LNPClownCar front bench to be the next panel of comedians on Task Master...
He looked like a rabbit in the spotlights during his presser...
And as usual made a bunch of claims that are both unproven and unprovable.
Australia has to keep him away from power.
He would be better than #ScottyThePathologicalLiar was but that's the same as saying I'd rather stick a knife in one eye than both...
People have been lining up to criticise the Albanese government for not achieving anything or being strong enough...
So with #cycloneAlfred bearing down let's pause and compare the ALP government preparedness with the multiple natural disaster clusterfucks under the previous LNP government led by #ScottyThePathologicalLiar 'I don't hold a hose mate'.
At least the ALP government behaves like adults...
People have short memories and the media's memory is even shorter.
But, of course, #ScottyThePathologicalLiar was juiced up with anxiety drugs when he was pretending to be Prime Minister...
Oh dear...
#AlboPM talking in Alice Springs this morning...
Whilst the #Australian government is 10,000% better the previous #LNP clusterfuck, it is starting to become apparent that the #ALP is getting comfortable with power.
The evidence for this is #AlboPM flitting here there and everywhere, standing in front of packs of #Polinodders speaking lots of words with decreasing value of content.
Words/announcements achieve nothing. Just ask #ScottyThePathologicalLiar. Outcomes matter...
Uh huh... anxiety will get to you when you secretly swear yourself into 5 other portfolios and systematically lie, cheat and rort your way through one of the sorriest periods of Australian government since the Rum Rebellion...
This is nothing more than #ScottyThePathologicalLiar trying to rewrite history in his favour and scoring free promotion for his book... that incidentally he must have been writing whilst he was still employed as the member for Cook...
Ya know... I'm not hugely into musicals but we really need Tim Minchin to write one about #ScoMo ...
I'm going to suggest the title be:
Scotty The Pathological Liar Goes To Canberra And Fucks Up An Entire Country.
Suggesting that Gary McDonald play #ScottyThePathologicalLiar and Joel Creasey play the #BeetRooter...