"I think, therefore I am. But I overthink, therefore I have anxiety. Descartes forgot to calculate this part of the equation."
#PhilosophyHumor #Descartes #Overthinking #Relatable #MentalHealth #Humor #Philosophy #Funny

If Socrates used a mastodon
"The only thing I know is that no matter which 'instance' I am on, I know nothing.
I asked the local admin 'Is decentralization a virtue?', and they banned me from the #philosophy channel. Instead of hemlock, they just give me 'Server Error 500' now."
#Socrates #Mastodon #Fediverse #PhilosophyHumor #IknowNothing

Socrates said 'Know thyself.' I tried; turns out I'm just an indecisive organism that craves carbs and sleep. Maybe ignorance was bliss.
#Socrates #KnowThyself #PhilosophyHumor #philospohy

📚🤔 Ah, the audacity to declare that Plato, millennia-dead philosopher, was just winging it! This article is a masterclass in rewriting history with the confidence of a Twitter troll. Truly, a groundbreaking revelation that will rock the very foundations of... absolutely nothing. 😂📜
https://www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/opinions/41672/plato-got-virtually-everything-wrong #PlatoCritique #HistoricalRevisionism #PhilosophyHumor #TwitterTrolls #GroundbreakingRevelation #HackerNews #ngated