
No, Artificial Intelligence Is Not Conscious
Taken to its logical conclusion, this line of thinking is absurd—and damning.
The AtlanticIn a groundbreaking revelation sure to shake absolutely no one to their core, Leo's debut manifesto heroically takes on the delusional tech prophets. 🤖✨ Meanwhile, readers are left battling the real messianic enemy: their browser settings. 🍪🔧
https://www.economist.com/europe/2026/05/28/leos-first-encyclical-attacks-technological-messianism #techculture #delusionalprophets #browserissues #LeoManifesto #groundbreakingrevelation #HackerNews #ngated
Leo’s first encyclical attacks technological messianism
The Pope warns against replacing humans with AI, though he seems to use it himself
The EconomistOh no! 😱 Another *groundbreaking* revelation in the chronicles of world-ending retail apocalypse! 🎉 The author discovers—brace yourself—that
#online #shopping is killing physical stores! 🏢💀 Who knew?! Meanwhile, someone clearly thinks having kids entitles them to profound insights. 👶🤯
https://brainbaking.com/post/2026/05/the-death-of-the-brick-and-mortar-toy-store/ #retailapocalypse #physicalstores #profoundinsights #groundbreakingrevelation #HackerNews #ngated
The Death of the Brick & Mortar Toy Store
It doesn’t take a genius to figure out why more and more local stores are going defunct. A …
Brain Baking🥱 Wow, a groundbreaking revelation that efficient workflows might be beneficial to AI policy. Who knew?! 🤔 And by all means, let's solve complex AI issues the same way we managed foreclosure paperwork a decade ago. Because nothing says cutting-edge technology like 2008 law firm vibes. 📜🔨
https://brianmeeker.me/2026/05/14/have-a-coherent-ai-policy/ #efficientworkflows #AIpolicy #groundbreakingrevelation #legaltech #2008vibes #HackerNews #ngatedHave a Coherent AI Policy
Yet Another Software Engineer's Blog
Ah, another groundbreaking revelation: people despise AI art! 🎨🤖 If you’re one of those art aficionados who thinks a T-Rex with a thumbs up is high culture, congrats, you're the Picasso of poor taste. 🙄 Remember, using AI art in your work screams "I have the social awareness of a potato!" 🥔🎉
https://mccue.dev/pages/5-8-26-ai-art #AIart #Dislike #ArtAficionados #GroundbreakingRevelation #SocialAwareness #HackerNews #ngatedAh, yet another groundbreaking revelation: AI models "hallucinate"—as if we didn't already know they embellish like a caffeinated novelist. 🤪 Who would've guessed that predicting the future involves a little guesswork? Maybe the next paper will enlighten us on water being wet. 🧐
https://arxiv.org/abs/2401.11817 #AIhallucination #AImodels #TechHumor #PredictingTheFuture #GroundbreakingRevelation #HackerNews #ngated
Hallucination is Inevitable: An Innate Limitation of Large Language Models
Hallucination has been widely recognized to be a significant drawback for large language models (LLMs). There have been many works that attempt to reduce the extent of hallucination. These efforts have mostly been empirical so far, which cannot answer the fundamental question whether it can be completely eliminated. In this paper, we formalize the problem and show that it is impossible to eliminate hallucination in LLMs. Specifically, we define a formal world where hallucination is defined as inconsistencies between a computable LLM and a computable ground truth function. By employing results from learning theory, we show that LLMs cannot learn all the computable functions and will therefore inevitably hallucinate if used as general problem solvers. Since the formal world is a part of the real world which is much more complicated, hallucinations are also inevitable for real world LLMs. Furthermore, for real world LLMs constrained by provable time complexity, we describe the hallucination-prone tasks and empirically validate our claims. Finally, using the formal world framework, we discuss the possible mechanisms and efficacies of existing hallucination mitigators as well as the practical implications on the safe deployment of LLMs.
arXiv.orgAh, the world's largest Catholic news organization 🤔,
#EWTN, enlightens us with the groundbreaking revelation that
#education is more than just stringing words together. Who knew? 😲 Perhaps next they'll teach AI to genuflect! 🙄📚
https://www.ncregister.com/commentaries/schnell-repairing-the-ruins #CatholicNews #AIInsights #GroundbreakingRevelation #HackerNews #ngated
Repairing the Ruins: Why AI Can’t Replace Education
COMMENTARY: In an era when AI can write anything, authentic education must go beyond the mere production of words.
National Catholic RegisterOh wow, Terence Eden unlocked the Da Vinci Code of blog spam! 🎉 Turns out, some
#spammers have evolved to the point where they can unleash a whole "conversation" in the comments section. Surely, this groundbreaking revelation will shake the foundations of
#WordPress 🤣.
https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/04/sneaky-spam-in-conversational-replies-to-blog-posts/ #TerenceEden #DaVinciCode #BlogSpam #Evolution #GroundbreakingRevelation #HackerNews #ngated
Sneaky spam in conversational replies to blog posts
I'm grateful that my blog posts attract lots of engaged, funny, and challenging comments. But any popular post also attracts spammers. I use Antispam Bee to automatically eradicate a couple of hundred crappy comments per day. Nevertheless, some get through. Here's a particularly pernicious one - it appeared as three comments ostensibly in reply to each other. At first glance these look like …
Terence Eden’s Blog🤖✨ Oh wow, they built 100—no wait, 200—API integrations and learned that... integrations exist! 🚀📈 A groundbreaking revelation from the land of the obvious, where buzzwords meet redundancy and call it a "changelog." 🙄💤
https://nango.dev/blog/learned-building-200-api-integrations-with-opencode/ #APIintegrations #BuzzwordOverload #GroundbreakingRevelation #TechHumor #Changelog #HackerNews #ngated
What we learned building 200+ API integrations with OpenCode | Nango Blog
We built a background agent for API integrations. Here is what worked, what failed, and how we made it reliable.
🚨 ALERT: Groundbreaking Revelation! 🚨 In an article that could've been written by a sentient eggplant, we learn the shocking truth that AI shouldn't write for you. Why? Because apparently, humans are much better at producing endless lists of tech jargon that nobody will ever read.🥱
https://alexhwoods.com/dont-let-ai-write-for-you/ #AIwriting #AIhumor #TechJargon #HumanVsAI #GroundbreakingRevelation #HackerNews #ngatedDon't Let AI Write For You