Graham's epic #struggle with Scheme continues: the language that defies his sticky notes and blog titles alike. 🤦‍♂️ After years of bouncing off, you'd think he'd choose a new hobby, like knitting or underwater basket weaving. 🧶💦 But no, he prefers public self-flagellation on his quest to maybe, someday, understand #parentheses. 🎯
https://www.sicpers.info/2026/05/i-keep-bouncing-off-the-scheme-language/ #GrahamScheme #Programming #Humor #SelfImprovement #HackerNews #ngated
I keep bouncing off the Scheme language

I have a huge appreciation for the Scheme programming language. I just seem to be unable to get it to stick in my head. This seems like a huge revelation for someone who named their blog after the Scheme textbook, but there it is. This post is the public admission I need to make, to...

Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programmers
Souvenir vague ou les parenthèses

YouTube
Souvenir vague ou les parenthèses

YouTube
Ah, the thrilling world of #parentheses 🤔! Because clearly, the burning issue on everyone's mind is how to "ungroup" expressions in #programming languages. Let's all pretend this is groundbreaking stuff and not just #overthinking #syntax until our brains implode 🧠💥.
https://kellett.im/a/inverse-parentheses #ungrouping #tech #humor #HackerNews #ngated
Inverse parentheses

🎩✨ Behold, the mystical art of transforming #Lua closures into C closures—a riveting read for the 0.0001% who crave #APIs and global functions like their morning coffee! ☕🔮 Spoiler alert: you'll need a PhD in #tedium and an undying love for #parentheses. 🙄📜
https://lowkpro.com/blog/creating-c-closures-from-lua-closures.html #Cclosures #Coffee #HackerNews #ngated
Creating C closures from Lua closures

Bozhidar Batsov, a self-proclaimed "Emacs fanatic" and "lover of #parentheses," spent 20 minutes convincing us why we should care about F#. Spoiler alert: it's mostly about parentheses. 😏 But don't worry, you'll only need a 15-year hiatus from sanity to appreciate it fully. 💤
https://batsov.com/articles/2025/03/30/why-fsharp/ #EmacsFanatic #FSharp #LoversOfParentheses #CodingHumor #TechTalk #HackerNews #ngated
Why F#?

If someone had told me a few months ago I’d be playing with .NET again after a 15+ years hiatus I probably would have laughed at this.1 Early on in my career I played with .NET and Java, and even though .NET had done some things better than Java (as it had the opportunity to learn from some early Java mistakes), I quickly settled on Java as it was a truly portable environment. I had some C# courses in the university and I wrote my bachelor’s thesis in C#. It was a rewrite of Arch Linux’s pacman, running on Mono. This was way back in 2007. ↩

(think)

> "They were so aggressive in their text!"

< "Why, what'd they do?"

> "They used an ellipsis!"

Real conversation. I'm looking around for Alan Funt. I can't even imagine their reaction if it had been an octothorpe. [1]

#aggressive #punctuation #trigger #ellipsis #octothorpe #ampersand #hyphen #caret #parentheses #brackets #braces #asterisk

[1] Why yes, Firefox spellchecker, when I typed "octothorpe" I clearly really meant to type "#clotheshorse".

@winniehell

It is #unfortunate. It would be nice if we had a fourth member to go after #parentheses, #brackets, and #braces.

I tend not to use set literals, preferring `set(sequence)`. Maybe it's because my brain insists they're broken #dicts.