It's like a bouquet of cheap flowers you grab last minute at a gas station for mothers day. Marco Rubio is such a dickhead, standing there in his too big Trump-shoes, making a complete ass of himself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4elnudXwuE #MarcoRubio #PopeLeo #paperweight #football

Marco Rubio Gave Pope Leo a... Crystal Football?! (w/ Katie McGrady)

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Spread your brand or display your brand logo with this elegant crystal cube paperweight award that also makes a functional gift for employees and clients. https://tinyurl.com/crystal-cube-awards

#cube #paperweight

Oh yes, because what we really needed in the world was another AI gateway to make sure #developers still don't know how to use it properly 🤦‍♂️. But hey, at least it's "44x lighter" than something with 'Lite' in its name, because who wouldn't want a #paperweight AI? 🛠️💡
https://github.com/ENTERPILOT/GOModel/ #AIgateway #lightweight #technology #HackerNews #ngated
GitHub - ENTERPILOT/GoModel: High-performance AI gateway written in Go - unified OpenAI-compatible API for OpenAI, Anthropic, Gemini, Groq, xAI & Ollama. LiteLLM alternative with observability, guardrails & streaming.

High-performance AI gateway written in Go - unified OpenAI-compatible API for OpenAI, Anthropic, Gemini, Groq, xAI & Ollama. LiteLLM alternative with observability, guardrails & streaming. ...

GitHub

This crystal dice paperweight is an exceptional casino themed promotional gift that can be used for various casino shows, casino promotional programs and corporate gifting events. https://tinyurl.com/crystal-dice-paperweight

#dice #casinodice #paperweight

😂 A delightful ode to buyer's remorse! Our brave author splurges on the "budget" #MacBook, only to discover its true calling: a stylish #paperweight. 🍎💻 Spoiler alert: it types, but that's about it.
https://alexandmanu.com/blog/the-macbook-neo-disappointment/ #buyersremorse #splurge #techhumor #comedy #HackerNews #ngated
i bought the macbook neo and it sucks

why did i spend money on this when my ancient thinkpad still goes hard

alex and manu
@szakib it's a work of art - a sacred relic - i'd be chopping off the ends and casting it in clear resin #PaperWeight

Give your employees and customers “world of thanks” for their continuous support by presenting this crystal globe paperweight award. https://tinyurl.com/crystal-globe-paperweight

#globe #world #paperweight

Vision onirique du monde, au 4ème jour de l'année...

En fait, des macrophotos des sulfures posés sur la tête de lit, au smartphone.

Dreamlike vision of the world, on the 4th day of the year...

In fact, macrophotos of the sulphides placed on the headboard, with a smartphone.

#sulfures #paperweight #noia #noai #photography #macrophotography

📰🤡 BREAKING NEWS: A new Raspberry Pi has hit the scene! And guess what? You can't buy it! Unless, of course, you've mastered the art of #teleportation to China. 🎉 No HDMI, Ethernet, or USB? Clearly, it's a revolutionary paperweight! 📦🔥
https://www.jeffgeerling.com/blog/2025/cm0-new-raspberry-pi-you-cant-buy #RaspberryPi #NewsTech #Innovation #Paperweight #HackerNews #ngated
CM0 - a new Raspberry Pi you can't buy | Jeff Geerling

This multi-faceted round crystal paperweight will make a beautiful and useful office desktop gift for employees and clients. https://tinyurl.com/round-crystal-paperweight

#paperweight #officegift