@GayDeceiver Found it! I never quite decided which version of verse one (Rudolph’s verse) was better; both are included for your pleasure.

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(Chorus)
Jolly old jolly old Santa
He loves to have a ho!
The one thing he likes better
Is to have three in one go!
Ho ho ho, ho ho ho
H-ho ho ho-ho-ho
Jolly old jolly old Santa
He loves to have a ho!

(verse 1)
One time dear old Santa
Had a worrisome red glow
The reindeer were all teasing...
He’d think clearer after ho’s
Ho ho ho, ho ho ho
“Now I know how to go!
I’ll put the red one in the front
Instead of the back row!”
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One time some of the reindeer
Were causing quite a stink
Teasing poor old Rudolph
Santa needed time to think:
“Ho ho ho, ho ho ho -
Now I know what to do!
I’ll put the red one in the front,
Then we’ll be seeing pink!”

(Repeat chorus…)

(Verse 2)
Coming down the chimney
Can sometimes be quite tight
Sometimes he is a little big
To fit in there quite right
But if he has a good old ho
To help him in the night
He always finds that he gets in
T’deliver his delights.