Bill MinarikWhile installing shower doors, the instructions tell us which way to install gravity. The doors are only sealed at the bottom, so installing gravity backwards would cause the shower to leak all over the ceiling.
Androcatbite(v.)
Old English bitan "to pierce or cut with the teeth" (class I strong verb; past tense bat, past participle biten), from French bite "penis".
The length of Earth's day is stable due to dozens of counter-rotating Kugel fountains all over the globe. It's only a meter in diameter, but is spinning much faster than the Earth!
Martin-Luther-Platz, Dresden, Germany
SleepyCattenThe NT in Windows NT stands for neurotypical 🤭 /joke
Chalk 
Did you know? In an interview with the Rolling Stones, Cluck Chicksen, known for his role in "the chicken who crossed the road" protests remarked that his initial infamous stunt of crossing was in fact completely accidental, the automotive industry, known for lobbying for strict blue-jay walking laws tried to slander him by hiring comedians to ask "why did the chicken cross the road?", but that only served to stoke the flames of public scrutiny.
"I never wanted to have the spotlight put on me, but when the media backlash got me fired from my job as an alarm rooster, I took that as my own wakeup call. It was time to wing it and take the attention to really make a change"
#notactuallytrue #memes
"I never wanted to have the spotlight put on me, but when the media backlash got me fired from my job as an alarm rooster, I took that as my own wakeup call. It was time to wing it and take the attention to really make a change"
#notactuallytrue #memes
Nerviest InitialEvery schist begins with clay. #NicheToot #NotActuallyTrue
PUCE TRAILBLAZER@TomatoGrilledCheese i bought three times gamestop, because, yolo
55aw@Badger Little known fact, this is the first #BonkWave performance ever captured on film
#BonkWaveLore #NotBonkWave #Performance #Film #Photography #AltHistory #Comedy #NotActuallyTrue #Bonk
GrantS_NZFun fact: Auckland has had 11 billion times its average annual rainfall in the past two months alone.
#NotActuallyTrue
#ButItFeelsTrue
I am sick of it. Whom do I address the complaint letter to?
Rysiekúr (old account)fintech (noun):
"Finished technology". A technological project that is completely finished, with all bugs fixed and all possible features implemented.