if you read the (admittedly long and boring) blog post linked above, you'll see that what you're asking for is, by definition, not possible!
I suggest seeking more answers by listening to the "Not What I Call Bonk Wave" compilations which you can find here: https://bonkwave.org/music - these are as definitive as it gets.
There's a radio station here: https://not.what.i.call.radio.bonkwave.org/ also available via The Indie Beat FM.
@desolationpark https://bonkknobrecords.bandcamp.com/track/harnessing-the-un-bonk
BonkWave History Lesson!
from the album Not What I Call Bonk Wave - Volume 002 -Disc A
Errr.. I appear to have written a thing. About #BonkWave, no less. And #NotBonkWave by association.
https://blog.key13.uk/thats-not-bonk-wave
It's a personal perspective - please let me know if you think I misrepresented anything.
[edited to add: #BonkWaveLore ]
I guess it's more than overdue to switch on the Bonk-Signal to find collaborators for this year's #Bonksmas tune.
I have to admit I haven't had time or ๐ฅ๐ฅ for planning anything so far and am open for anything, as long as it is in line with age old #BonksmasTraditions and general #BonkWaveLore.
If you're up for singing, instrument-ing, have an idea for a tune or would just like to lurk, send me a reply (public or private) and I'll add you to the group (of currently 1)
Attached: 1 audio As the #BonkyNewWave is nearly upon us here is one final plug for this year's anthem, We Wish You A Merry #Bonksmas by #BonkWave Allstars. Check out a preview below or the full track on everyone's favourite Fedi radio station, @radiofreefedi@musician.social ๐๐ถ Grab it at https://bonkknobrecords.bandcamp.com/track/we-wish-you-a-merry-bonksmas or https://faircamp.axwax.eu/bonkwave-allstars-we-wish-you-a-merry-bonksmas/ Check out my unplugged version at https://chaos.social/@axwax/111638499387185571 Featuring: @gullfot@post.lurk.org vocals @Traiken@mastodon.social glockenspiel @venya@musicians.today bass @johann@masto.bike piano @axwax tea bot #FaircampFriday #FairTradeMusicFriday
What are all my #BonkWave / #NotBonkWave friends' thoughts on the Hairy Bonk Theorem?
@celesteh many have lost themselves trying to answer that question, beware!
We wrote a "safe" answer here: https://bonkwave.org/what-is-bonkwave.html .. but is it the truth? Or just a trick to put off idle searchers, saving them from the infinite rabbit hole?
Can anyone give me more background about the pig mascot who appears on https://bonkwave.org and the #BonkWave / #NotBonkWave compilation artworks? Does the pig have a name, and who designed it? Does it have a Creative Commons license or similar?
I've been thinking about drawing this pig in a cover artwork for a future track of mine that may or may not be #BonkWave ๐
@LavenderPawprints @RobertaFidora @axwax many people have tried, and failed, on that journey, be careful!
Brilliant! This NEEDS to be added to the Bonk Meme collection at https://bonkwave.org/board/index.php?topic=6.0
There is still some remnants of "electronic music" in several places of #BonkWave literature, although I've been trying to replace them with more inclusive terms anywhere I have direct access to.
As far as I'm aware people have been making BonkWave at least since the invention of the bonkbone operated #Bonkophone.
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