Our troops are all stoned.

Our Secretary of Defense had to bury his pants in college.

Our Commander in Chief is a ridiculous caricature of a leader, a caustic child bashing tanks and planes together on a sodden mat.

If you ever wanted to invade the United States, now's the time.

#JustKidding #SortOf #USPol

My boss is going to a bbno$ show tomorrow, gave her a gift to give him when he's on stage!

It's an I.E.D #justkidding

I guess we can expect the USA to topple the regime of IMF (International Monetary Fund )pretty soon.

"IMF calls for US fiscal consolidation to bring down 'too big' current account deficit"

https://www.reuters.com/world/imf-sees-steady-us-growth-calls-deficit-reduction-2026-02-25/
#imf #usa #justkidding

In a yet unreleased posting on truth.social, Donald J. Trump urges the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences to award the Oscar for Best Picture to “Melania” and for Best Actress to his wife, Melania Knauss Trump.

According to the President, the film has broken each and every record by any production in the history of movie making, even before hitting the Box office.

“I would be very proud to present the awards myself. I might even agree to host the whole ceremony, if they should ask me. However, if the woke and corrupt Academy should deny me and my wonderful wife these honors, they would face consequences the likes of which no one has witnessed since I single-handedly liberated Europe from the Nazis in 1945.”

#justkidding #melaniamovie

Visited the optometrist today. Still 20/20, but I've got a slight astigmatism, so it's a good chance I'll be needing glasses at some point (if they gestapo doesn't haul me off to the gas chamber first).

The doctor was kind of enough to send me the pictures she took of my retinas. I thought they looked sort of celestial and pretty neat.

#optometry #eye #retina #astrophotography #justkidding #alttext

Now Russia wants the US purchase of Alaska in 1867 to be revoked.

#JustKidding