Mastodawn

The person reading Acts this morning pronounced Ananias as "Anus-sy".

(I'm no expert on 1st century Palestinian names but I have always pronounced it "Anna-NI-as")

And honestly it made my morning.

It's not a burning (ha!) issue. But if you are going to argue at length with the vicar over your desire to have a three-colour advent wreath.

Have the decency to light the right candle on the 3rd Sunday of Advent.

It'll be Briggs and Stratton
#NicheToot

Niche Toot:

Having had to pullout of this week's clergy conference I realise that it is now at least six years since I've been to The Hayes.

Can I even call myself a Christian anymore?

Hang on, you're telling me that kids are brassicas too? #ItsAThinker #NicheToot

Is it really a piece of scientific software if the website doesn't look like absolute wank? #NicheToot

Incoming chief commissioner Mike Bush, a self-described ‘outsider’ pick, says he will prioritise prevention and increased police visibility

The Guardian

In a related question.....who is asking for this????

Mars Bar implies the existence of Mars centreless ground #NicheToot