SleepyCattenIf bees in a hive are acting mischievous¹, does that mean that they're mis-bee-hiving? 🐝🤭
#MorningThoughts #IrreverentHumour #MisBeeHiving #NotTheBees!!!
¹ We are using the standard version of the word, rather than the alternate, nonstandard form
If we can somehow ever actually get a bilateral orchidectomy, along with a scrotectomy, we would absolutely love to get it during November, or right at the end of October at the earliest.
That way we can finally participate in no nuts November 🤭🩷
@catsalad We made 2 quick variants 🤭
Marked them as sensitive, in case anybody hasn't already seen the horror short Don't Peek or doesn't want to 🫶
#DontPeek #Mastodon #IrreverentHumour #AnimalCrossing
(If you briefly saw the versions where we mistyped "kernel" as "kernal", then hastily deleted and redrafted the post to give us time to correct the error across both images, oh no you didn't 😅🤦♀️)
This is a seasonal reminder that, contrary to the lyrics from that infamous Christmas song by Wizzard, the snowman does not in fact bring the snow.
On the contrary, the snowman is made from snow, and cannot exist without it.
do unto others as you would have them do unto you
Versatile switches really took this to heart, huh? 😏🤭
❌ "Draw me like one of your French girls."
✅ "Infodump to us about a special interest of yours or one of your neurospicy trans+ fem partners or friends."
#IrreverentHumour #NightTimeThoughts #EepyThoughts #trans #TransFem #neurospicy
Subclass implies domclass and switchclass 😏🤭
#IrreverentHumour #IrreverentMusings #kink #RPG #SorryNotSorry #WeApologiseForNothing
cispect
adjective
someone who says that they're cis, but gives off unhatched trans+ egg vibes.
See also: trans prime directive
#MorningThoughts #IrreverentHumour #DoNotActuallyUseThisAsARealWordLOL
The NT in Windows NT stands for neurotypical 🤭 /joke