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Malort 5K '26

The Malort 5K is back again! To celebrate the wonderful mix of running, drinking, and Chicago soccer, the race will commence with a shot of Malort and before you can cross the finish line, you get to down a second shot of Malort! For $65, Each runner will have two shots of Malort, a finishing beer,

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Sten Turpin Apr 10

Gonna have to try this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-CW4jte6vE

#Chicago #malört #malort #dumpsterfire

Hit Me With Your Worst Shot: I Take A Shot With Owner Of Malört!

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cyphercryptic_reboot Feb 22

Malört: I definitely will NOT be having another!

#malort #malortfacts

Myk Feb 6

Time For Malört!

#malort #Malört #chicago #alcohol #liquor

Bill Bernard Jan 23

People, I'm starting to think the weather this weekend really is dangerous.

#Weather
#Cold
#Chicago
#Malort

rye Dec 3, 2025

Instead of "Elf on the Shelf" can we do "Malort on the Shelf?"

#funny #humpday #malort

Robo Nov 1, 2025

uh oh how many shots of malört was that? #chicago #malort

Matthew Brennan Sep 23, 2025

Number 130 was the final painting in the #malort / #slashermovies series that Lenny, the amazing dude who ordered them, was able to have as part of his collection. He passed away not long after this and I did a 6th painting in the series as a memorial for myself. RIP bud! #tenyearsoftwothangs

Matthew Brennan Sep 19, 2025

Painting number 111 is a continuation of the #malort / #slashermovies series this time featuring #leatherface. Love this painting and I really tried to lean into his inbredness. #tenyearsoftwothangs

Matthew Brennan Sep 8, 2025

Number 62 and the THIRD in the #malort / #slashermovie series, it's #michaelmyers. This is the most popular of the series and I give partial credit to those creepy eyes.

Still miss ya Lenny! #tenyearsoftwothangs