I had a giggle at #work today, slimy #Microsoft of course, also another #LineOfTheShow appeared. I would give anything to see this happen… srsly.

"I would pay real money if someone invited a full-bore totally pissed off Poltergeist to haunt 1 Microsoft Way in Redmond Washington.”

Office supplies flying around, chairs spinning, executives being hung upside down and spanked. LOL

Hahahaha #LineOfTheShow today... to #Claude.ai. LOL.

"Oh yeah, they aren't writing you and #ChatGPT to be good for us, nor to be technically excellent, or refined, or advanced... no. It's just profit bub, and that's why it'll always just be a dull anchor dragging along behind humanity forever and ever. One word poisons everything it touches... "profit”.”

Hahahahaha… the dull anchor of humanity. That's gonna last with me for a really long time. **long grinding drag**

Today’s #LineOfTheShow has appeared... #uspol #DarkFuture

“But all of this will teach the children of today all about socialism, won't it? Floating around in a nasty nightmare of end-stage capitalism will show them that capitalism just isn't working for them. The olds will gin up red-menace fear over socialism, but it will hit deaf ears, when you can't find any food and you don't have a job, and the only thing keeping you in your home is someone on watch with a butchers knife handy.”

Hahahahaah. #LineOfTheShow

“Or, at midnight tonight Trump is brought up on charges relating to the 14th Amendment, leaving the White House vacant, the law is in effect, and all the companies who undid the ban have fines to pay.”

Hahahahahaha. #tiktok #Oops #MaybeTooSoon

The #LineOfTheShow with the help of a lovely #cannabis #edible I enjoyed about an hour and a half ago…

“I’ve got dishes to do, cats to feed and I have to perpetrate a culinary atrocity.”

Obv, 🤪🍃✨🎉

“…The next plat over is an empty vortex leading to a howling void. The city limits of Lansing. A haunted and cursed place. Originally a swamp, but turned into a state capitol in the 1800’s. You can still hear the damned wandering the steeets. Complaining about BIGGBY and parking and just how much they despise Ohio… until they discorporate into fog and bloody crows.”
#LineOfTheShow #Michigan #Lansing #Funny #BadWriting

Here's the other #LineOfTheShow today. #infotech #today #funny #LLM #GoogleBard

"Like asking Ultron a litany of trivia questions... LOL. The hubris is thick and rich in our current society. Yes, lets blindly see where this giant roaring kettle of unintended consequences will take us! Wheee!"

#Today #LineOfTheShow

"Due to increased volume, call wait times may be longer than usual, also, we're incredible fascists and we don't really care about wages or hiring people, please try our dystopian chatbot that may or may not convince you to end it all. Have a nice day!"

#SadButTrue