As soon as someone can tolerate #licorice, it's a sure sign that this person is descended from the "branch of humanity" that interbred with #aliens in #prehistoric times. 😱

Because their entire #body #chemistry is completely different. 😉

...or so I believe. 😆 😜

#Alien #Spaceballs #fun #humor

Me:<finds “salty natural licorice” at the airport>

My happiness level: 📈

Me: <turns over the box and reads the ingredients>

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Dear Americans, let me make this absolutely clear: anise👏is👏not👏 licorice!👏

#baitandswitch #licorice #notlicorice #UScandy