GOP Sen. Josh Hawley and Democrats vote to advance congressional stock trading ban

Republican Sen. Josh Hawley voted with Democrats to advance legislation to ban members of Congress from owning individual stocks.

Houseboat Joe Wants To Be White House Joe

It's your coal powered Sunday show rundown!

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DON'T LET DOOR HIT YOU IN ASS! Tucker Reveals Ashli Babbitt Just Girl Scout Selling Thin Mints At Wrong House

JK she is a dead terrorist.

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Josh Hawley Finds A Hate Crime He Cares About

Reminder: the authorities haven't even stated a motive in the Nashville mass shooting.

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DON'T LET DOOR HIT YOU IN ASS! Tucker Reveals Ashli Babbitt Just Girl Scout Selling Thin Mints At Wrong House

JK she is a dead terrorist.

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Why Is Joe Biden Persecuting Catholics, And Who The Hell Is 'White Martyr' Mark Houck? An Explainer!

Oh no Josh Hawley has cracked Joe Biden's anti-Catholic code!

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Still Some Trump Idiots Working At The FBI, Sounds Like

Deciphering that Washington Post article about the lead-up to the Mar-a-Lago raid.

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Republicans Gonna LOCK HER UP The FBI For Crime Of ... Not Letting Parents Threaten Teachers

In their defense, the parents thought the teachers were preaching CRT. Because that's what the GOP told them.

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Gallant Found Few More Classified Docs In Garage And Gave Them Back. Goofus Should Still Go To Prison.

OK enough of these stories.

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Your 2022 Legislative Shitmuffin, By Default, Is Kyrsten Sinema (Hooray)

Rah rah.

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