F**k School Shootings. F**k Guns. F**k Rand Paul.

Abigail Zwerner deserves better.

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What Is 'Right-To-Work'? Why Does It Suck? What Is Big Gretch Doing To Murderize It In Michigan?

Very good job this week, Michigan!

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Your 2022 Legislative Shitmuffin, By Default, Is Kyrsten Sinema (Hooray)

Rah rah.

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Trump Confessing More, Again

He should probably not use social media without a lawyer present.

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