
NPR Uses Calm, Soothing Public Radio-Type Voice To Tell Elon Musk To Suck It
More should do the same.
Wonkette5 Ways To Set Up Your Home For Your Villain Era! Tabs, Mon., April 10, 2023
Morning news roundup!
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Hi, I'm Matt Taibbi And I Did Not Get Smoked Like A Salmon By Mehdi Hassan, Shut Up.
Elon Musk's mouthpiece does not need to 'prepare' for an 'interview' so people will think he 'knows' what he's 'talking about.'
WonketteLIVE: Jim Jordan's House Un-American Fap-Tivities Committee Tries Again
Like liveblogging a wrestling coach trying to teach calculus.
WonkettePresident Donald Trump Kept America Safe From Threat Of Jimmy Kimmel Laughing At Him
Matt Taibbi to the white courtesy phone.
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Trump Tattling To Twitter Over Mean Chrissy Teigen Tweet Just Tip Of 'Pussy Ass Bitch' Iceberg
It's always projection, it's always a confession.
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Glenn Greenwald Having Real Stopped Leopard Twice A Face Moment About Matt Walsh
To be fair, it's not his first time.
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Seditionist GOP Rep. Paul Gosar Exposes REAL Jan. 6 Coup, It Was Nancy Pelosi And Gen. Mark Milley!
The REAL January 6 investigation can finally begin!
WonketteYour 2022 Legislative Shitmuffin, By Default, Is Kyrsten Sinema (Hooray)
Rah rah.
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Donald Trump Rants About Double Jeopardy. Or Maybe Final Jeopardy? Could Be Double Cheeseburgers!
Who the hell even knows what that loon is on about?
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