NPR Uses Calm, Soothing Public Radio-Type Voice To Tell Elon Musk To Suck It

More should do the same.

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5 Ways To Set Up Your Home For Your Villain Era! Tabs, Mon., April 10, 2023

Morning news roundup!

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Hi, I'm Matt Taibbi And I Did Not Get Smoked Like A Salmon By Mehdi Hassan, Shut Up.

Elon Musk's mouthpiece does not need to 'prepare' for an 'interview' so people will think he 'knows' what he's 'talking about.'

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LIVE: Jim Jordan's House Un-American Fap-Tivities Committee Tries Again

Like liveblogging a wrestling coach trying to teach calculus.

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President Donald Trump Kept America Safe From Threat Of Jimmy Kimmel Laughing At Him

Matt Taibbi to the white courtesy phone.

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Trump Tattling To Twitter Over Mean Chrissy Teigen Tweet Just Tip Of 'Pussy Ass Bitch' Iceberg

It's always projection, it's always a confession.

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Glenn Greenwald Having Real Stopped Leopard Twice A Face Moment About Matt Walsh

To be fair, it's not his first time.

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Seditionist GOP Rep. Paul Gosar Exposes REAL Jan. 6 Coup, It Was Nancy Pelosi And Gen. Mark Milley!

The REAL January 6 investigation can finally begin!

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Your 2022 Legislative Shitmuffin, By Default, Is Kyrsten Sinema (Hooray)

Rah rah.

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Donald Trump Rants About Double Jeopardy. Or Maybe Final Jeopardy? Could Be Double Cheeseburgers!

Who the hell even knows what that loon is on about?

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