The KingIf you want to see my #JohnMastodon saga, just go to https://mathstodon.xyz/@theking/tagged/JohnMastodon.
- Buys Twitter for $44B, going into debt
- All users there hate him
- Tweets to him are from scammers and bots
- Implements anti-stalking rule so poorly that the whole world gets mad
- Downloads #Mastodon for free, because he knows you can't put a price on #freedom
- Is supreme moderator
- All users love him
- #JohnNeverForgets any user because he's an elephant
- Hand delivers every post to the rest of the #Fediverse
- Toots to him only praise and give thanks to him
If you ever feel worried, just remember that John watches over you.
#JohnMastodon, the last surviving mastodon, is at risk of going extinct! We must save him!
Another totally legit #FediTip.
You may be wondering what a FediBlock is?
Mastodon's mascot, John, reads every post before it goes out. He's generally pretty lenient, but if he gets fed up with you, he blocks you and all of your friends. This is called the FediBlock. You may want to beg for forgiveness, but an elephant never forgets. So remember, #JohnIsWatching.