The KingIf you want to see my #JohnMastodon saga, just go to https://mathstodon.xyz/@theking/tagged/JohnMastodon.
Should John the Mastodon be the new head of #Twitter?
Yes
No
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If you ever feel worried, just remember that John watches over you.
Before you post that mean toot, think about what John would do!
Image for comparison (because you can't attach both an image and a poll in the same post)
Who is better? (Boost for reach if you want.)
John the Mastodon
Elon Musk
Poll ended at .
Another totally legit #FediTip.
You may be wondering what a FediBlock is?
Mastodon's mascot, John, reads every post before it goes out. He's generally pretty lenient, but if he gets fed up with you, he blocks you and all of your friends. This is called the FediBlock. You may want to beg for forgiveness, but an elephant never forgets. So remember, #JohnIsWatching.