The King- Buys Twitter for $44B, going into debt
- All users there hate him
- Tweets to him are from scammers and bots
- Implements anti-stalking rule so poorly that the whole world gets mad
- Downloads #Mastodon for free, because he knows you can't put a price on #freedom
- Is supreme moderator
- All users love him
- #JohnNeverForgets any user because he's an elephant
- Hand delivers every post to the rest of the #Fediverse
- Toots to him only praise and give thanks to him
