3 Uhr morgens, ich starre auf ein Bash-Script, das gestern noch funktioniert hat. Nichts wurde geรคndert. Niemand hat es angefasst. Es funktioniert einfach nicht mehr.

Das ist der Moment, in dem man versteht, warum frรผhe Informatiker an Geister geglaubt haben. ๐Ÿ‘ป

`set -x` ist mein Beichtvater geworden.

#Linux #Bash #ItWorksOnMyMachine #OpenSource #Sysadmin

Every dev has said it at least once:

"It works on my machine."

Production disagrees. ๐Ÿ‘€

#LetsCloud #DeveloperLife #ItWorksOnMyMachine #DevOps #CloudComputing #SoftwareEngineering #SysAdmin #WebDev #TechHumor #ProductionEnvironment

Debugging lost messages in my message passing algorithm ๐Ÿฅฒ

#debugging #programming #itworksonmymachine

@abetterjulie #ItWorksOnMyMachine

I have this issue sometimes with my Linux laptop. Things I've done to fix it:

  • Restart Chrome

  • Turn the volume off then on again

  • Change my audio output to something else and then back to where it was (sometimes I think the audio stack just gets lost or confused)

  • Log out and log in again

  • Restart machine

When @preinheimer reproduces a bug on YOUR computer REMOTELY after youโ€™ve been ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ insisting you canโ€™t reproduce it for two weeks. #software #bugs #testing #itworksonmymachine
Para quรฉ usar bases de datos cuando puedes hacer un script cutre que busque si alguna de las 12.000 lรญneas de un fichero de texto se encuentra en otro fichero de texto de 220 MB y dejarlo rulando toda la tarde/noche.
#รฑapa #ItWorksOnMyMachine

Experiencing an intersectional #horror of "it works on my machine" and getting my gen-x father to remotely debug something for me. ๐Ÿ’€

#SendHelp #ItWorksOnMyMachine

Managed to cobble a provisionally workable workspace. Had to. #UbuntuStudio 23.04 upgrade bricks the Main Machine on boot, only accessible by ssh from an hp with broken keys who upgraded without incident.

It was raining today anyway

#itworksonMYmachine
#ourwayoflifeisfragile
#upgradesarealwaysanadventure

@monoxyd Gerade noch gPodder, auch SailfishOS, mit noch โ€ฆ/mp3 hinten an den Feed, ging auch. #itworksonmymachine