Bought eggs, cheese, and one cucumber then the register asked if I wanted to round up for charity (I'm charity)

#GroceryStoreHostage #EggEconomy #CheckoutTrauma #BankAccountFuneral #InflationCore #SoupEra #CapitalismJumpscare #BrokeAndHungry #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

https://www.wacoca.com/tour/996981/ 【沖縄】那覇空港を歩く2026 沖縄の空の玄関口でグルメもショップも充実! Naha Airport Walking Tour, Okinawa, Japan #AIRPORT #Haha #okinawa #travel #walk #散策 #沖縄 #沖縄地方 #沖縄地方ツアー #沖縄県 #空港 #観光 #那覇

#startrek #kirk #shatner #haha

(throwback bc it’s love island szn!!!!!) Love Island veterans watching the premiere like retired Roman senators returning to the Colosseum. “Release the bombshells. The villa yearns for suffering.”

#LoveIsland #VillaVeterans #RealityTVLore #DatingArena #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

Dollar Pee. Where every toilet sounds like somebody dumping soup into a construction bucket.

#DollarPee #PublicRestroomLore #ConstructionBucketAcoustics #ParkingLotProphecy #SoupToilet #DollaTwentyFivePee #CursedRetail #LowBudgetApocalypse #ToiletReverb #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

#lotr #aragorn Not just a #haha ;)

My manager communicates exclusively in hostage negotiation glyphs and somehow still got invited to speak at SXSW

#SlackEmojiFatality #PerformanceReviewCore #LinkedInFuneral #BusinessCasualDissociation #CEOBodyLanguageExpert #ConferenceSpeakerBehavior #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

Me explaining history after one edible and three conspiracy documentaries

#AncientAliens #ConspiracyBrain #MoonLore #ForbiddenKnowledge #GovernmentSecrets #TinFoilDiploma #UFOPosting #StonedPhilosophy #LaserMoon #CursedTimeline #SleepParalysisCore #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

Doctors said “drink more water.” Unfortunately they never specified straight water.

#GayWater #VodkaSoda #DrinkResponsibly #PrideMonth #RainbowChemistry #CertifiedMenace #GayAgendaPremium #WaterButWrong #ForbiddenHydration #JuneActivities #PridePosting #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay