#ByronDonalds #gop #Floriduh #education

“ OUCH: Ron DeSantis’ likely successor Byron Donalds speaks about the importance of education in front of a misspelled sign. You can’t make this shit up. Make sure this gets around!”

The correct spelling is “achievability”.

https://substack.com/@rawstory/note/c-276309296?r=17qxua&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=notes-share-action

Raw America (@rawstory)

OUCH: Ron DeSantis’ likely successor Byron Donalds speaks about the importance of education in front of a misspelled sign. You can’t make this shit up. Make sure this gets around!

Substack

Again, if you wonder why #reading and #literacy are going down the drain.

> Florida high school valedictorian offers jaw-dropping pearl of wisdom: ‘There’s always ChatGPT’ https://nypost.com/2026/06/10/us-news/florida-high-school-valedictorian-offers-jaw-dropping-pearl-of-wisdom-theres-always-chatgpt/

#Floriduh #AISlop #sloperator #cogsucker #tech

Florida high school valedictorian offers jaw-dropping pearl of wisdom: 'There’s always ChatGPT'

A Florida high school valedictorian posted a mind-blowing graduation quote on his school district’s official website — urging fellow students use artificial intelligence to cut corners. 

New York Post
MAGA lawmaker openly defies Trump — and pushes a foreign nation to do the same Gutter #racist #RandyFine #bigot #extremist #IsraelFirst #GOPSeditiousTraitors #Floriduh www.rawstory.com/iran-war-267...

MAGA lawmaker openly defies Tr...
MAGA lawmaker openly defies Trump — and pushes a foreign nation to do the same

Rep. Randy Fine (R-FL), a fierce supporter of President Donald Trump’s, broke ranks with the president Sunday night after openly defying his foreign policy agenda – and urging a foreign nation to do the same.On Sunday, Israel pounded Lebanon’s largest city amid its ongoing occupation of the Middle E...

Raw Story

"The wheels on the bus go round and round. . . " 🎶

> School bus driver took the vehicle home with sleeping boy still on board, child woke up alone and started wandering down the street, cops say https://lawandcrime.com/crime/school-bus-driver-took-the-vehicle-home-with-sleeping-boy-still-on-board-child-woke-up-alone-and-started-wandering-down-the-street-cops-say/

#FloridaWoman #Floriduh

Bus driver forgot to drop off boy at school who was later found wandering alone: Cops

A Florida school bus driver allegedly failed to check the back of her bus when she was done with her route and did not realize there was a young boy there who she forgot to drop off.

Law & Crime

Just another of the Tales of the #ResponsibleGunOwners

> 9-year-old looking for 'Pokemon pens' finds dad's 9 mm and shoots 5-year-old in the chest, deputies say https://lawandcrime.com/crime/9-year-old-looking-for-pokemon-pens-finds-dads-9-mm-and-shoots-5-year-old-in-the-chest-deputies-say/

#FloridaMan #Floriduh #crime #ammosexuals #gundamentalists #Pokemon

9-year-old looking for 'Pokemon pens' finds dad's gun and shoots 5-year-old, deputies say

The defendant said the gun had been stored with "a round in the chamber but without a magazine inserted," deputies say.

Law & Crime

Oh yeah?
Well, my mailbox can kick your mailbox’s ass any day of the week; I triple-dog dare you!

#neighbors
#Floriduh
#Florida

'Disgrace': Horror as red state's new history course calls slavery a 'necessary evil'

A red state sparked backlash after announcing that it will offer an alternative version of advanced history classes meant to combat the "woke." Historian Kevin Kruse warned on Bluesky that Sunshine State students could have "to suffer through the Florida Man version" of Advanced Placement U.S. Histo...

Raw Story

Nominee for #TeacherOfTheYear

> Florida teacher fired after allegedly twerking in class, grabbing student’s neck and calling herself ‘million-dollar prostitute’ https://nypost.com/2026/04/30/us-news/florida-teacher-angela-faith-jourdan-fired-after-calling-herself-million-dollar-prostitute-and-twerking-in-class/

I think the "million-dollar prostitute" may be a little overpriced.

#FloridaWoman #Floriduh

Florida teacher fired after allegedly twerking in class, grabbing student's neck and calling herself 'million-dollar prostitute'

The Lake County Sheriff’s Office said Jourdan made explicit remarks to students, including saying she would engage in sexual activity with them and referring to herself as a “million dollar prostit…

New York Post

> Florida Taco Bell worker fires gun at three female customers after one tried to fill water cup with soda: cops https://nypost.com/2026/04/28/us-news/fla-taco-bell-worker-fires-gun-at-three-female-customers-after-one-tried-to-fill-water-cup-with-soda-cops/

They're not fucking around at the Taco Bell. Humor aside, this must be local. Here, the TB will either sell you bottled water or charge you for the cup and then you get whatever drink you want. They phased out "free" water ages ago, precisely to avoid this.

#FloridaMan #Floriduh #TacoBell #crime

Florida Taco Bell worker fires gun at three female customers after one tried to fill water cup with soda: cops

D’Mari Jy’Quan Patterson, 20, was arrested Monday and accused of snapping at the trio while on-the-clock at a Taco Bell in West Palm Beach.

New York Post

Down in #Floriduh they're working hard to #CullTheHerd.

> Florida Is Poised to Make Opting Out of Vaccines Way Easier https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2026/04/florida-vaccine-exemptions-joseph-ledapo-measles/

#GOP #PartyOfStupid #RWNJs

Florida is poised to make opting out of vaccines way easier

An eccentric surgeon general is behind a new bill to help parents exempt their children from immunizations.

Mother Jones