this is what years of de-funding public education does to people. This guy is in congress and passes laws that impact all of us.

Idiocracy should not be a documentary.

#idiocracy #florida #floridaman #dumb #republicans #maga #uspol

@RealJournalism all Florida has is tourism and real estate schemes, this should be great for both of those. #floridaman #rubio #viceroyrubio #antivax #q

Florida man found on construction site wearing lingerie with gun hidden in silicone implant, deputies say

https://lemmy.today/post/45773009

Florida man found on construction site wearing lingerie with gun hidden in silicone implant, deputies say - Lemmy Today

Lemmy

Florida Man Bares It All In Bizarre 'Naked' Heist At Meat Market

https://lemmy.today/post/45772925

Florida Man Bares It All In Bizarre 'Naked' Heist At Meat Market - Lemmy Today

Lemmy

The bad ghost of Edgar J. Watson is one of Floridaโ€™s oldest and scariest supernatural stories. He is said to still roam the mangrove swamps and remote waterways of the Ten Thousand Islands region. #ghosts #floridaman https://connectparanormal.net/2026/01/15/the-ghost-of-edgar-j-watson-dark-tale-from-the-ten-thousand-islands/
The Ghost of Edgar J. Watson: Dark Tale from the Ten Thousand Islands

Uncover the chilling tale of Edgar J. Watson, a violent frontiersman whose ghost allegedly haunts Florida's Chatham Bend.

Connect Paranormal Blog
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> Florida paraglider walks away unharmed after terrifying 500-foot plunge into ocean https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-paraglider-survives-500-foot-plunge-ocean

#LadyLuck was smiling on #FloridaMan this day. ๐ŸŽฒ

Florida paraglider survives 500-foot plunge into ocean

A Florida paraglider miraculously survived a 500-foot plunge into ocean waters near Singer Island. Lifeguards and beachgoers rescued the uninjured man safely.

Fox News

#TipsFromMasterCriminals: If you're threatening a public official, do NOT make it easy for the cops to find you. That includes NOT putting your birth certificate online.

> 'Don't worry, you will die, pig': Man who vowed to kill Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis made himself very easy to find, cops say https://lawandcrime.com/crime/dont-worry-you-will-die-pig-man-who-vowed-to-kill-florida-gov-ron-desantis-made-himself-very-easy-to-find-cops-say/

#Floriduh #crime #FloridaMan

Man who vowed to kill Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis made himself very easy to find: Cops

A Florida man allegedly threatened Sunshine State Gov. Ron DeSantis and the head of the United States Secret Service in a series of posts, including one that said "Don't worry, you will die, pig."

Law & Crime
Sounds qualified. ๐Ÿ™„
Man convicted for carrying Pelosi's podium during Capitol riot seeks Florida county office
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/man-convicted-pelosi-podium-capitol-riot-jan-6-office-florida-rcna253483
#FloridaMan #Florida #Jan6 #January6
Man convicted for carrying Pelosi's podium during Capitol riot seeks Florida county office

Adam Johnson filed to run as a Republican for an at-large seat on the Manatee County Commission on Tuesday.

NBC News
Florida man who took Nancy Pelosi's podium in Capitol riot runs for office

A man who is known for grabbing Nancy Pelosi's podium during the U.S. Capitol riot is running for a county office in Florida. Adam Johnson filed to run as a Republican for the Manatee County Commission on the fifth anniversary of the Jan. 6 riot. Johnson says the timing was intentional to generate buzz. He pleaded guilty to entering a restricted building during the riot and served 75 days in prison. Johnson says he regrets the action only because of the sentence. He says he's running because of high property taxes and overdevelopment, claiming current county administrators are wasteful.

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