Florida Man is not going unchallenged. Florida Woman is upping her game...(and her water intake apparently.)

"Police: Airbnb guest causes over $5K in damage after peeing on furniture"

src: https://local12.com/news/nation-world/police-airbnb-guest-causes-over-5000-dollars-in-damage-peeing-furniture-nicolette-keough-adult-content-video-criminal-mischief-property-damage-pensacola-florida-crime-news

#PeopleAreDepressing
#FloridaMan

YEE-HAW! Close call for #FloridaMan! But everything's cool for now. He can still marry his first cousin! #Yay! I bet there's probably some local #perverts there celebrating tonight. </s> 🤯😖

Florida bill to ban marrying first cousins fails to pass
https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/5789383-florida-bill-to-ban-marrying-first-cousins-fails-to-pass/

#US #Florida #News #FloridaNews #FloridaLaw #Marriage #Incest #WTF #Gross #IAmDB

OMG, karma can be so veryveryvery petty.

Alex Vindman is running to be one of the two Senators from FL.
Y’know, where Mar a Lago is. 😜

As Vindman’s mailer puts it:

“Imagine ... Alex Vindman as Donald Tя☭mp‘s Senator. Let's get it done“

#alexvindman #floridaman

> 'Going to kill you like a dog': Florida man threatens street vendor with aluminum baseball bat for selling churros, deputies say https://lawandcrime.com/crime/going-to-kill-you-like-a-dog-florida-man-threatens-street-vendor-with-aluminum-baseball-bat-for-selling-churros-deputies-say/

Not only is #FloridaMan a #racist #asshole, he also does not like churros.

#Floriduh #crime