A. Rivera1d ago

> Walmart shopper called out for line-cutting attacks 79-year-old woman at customer service: Cops https://lawandcrime.com/crime/walmart-shopper-kicked-79-year-old-woman-over-line-cutting-dustup-at-customer-service-cops/

Just another day at the Walmart where Karen ain't got no time to wait in line like a peon, GTFO of the way already.

#KarensGoneWild #KarenStrikesAgain #crime #FloridaWoman #Floriduh

Woman accuses 79-year-old of hitting her Walmart cart with baby inside, assaults her: Cops

A Florida woman at Walmart allegedly assaulted a 79-year-old woman while in the customer service line after she accused the woman of hitting her cart with her baby inside.

Law & Crime
A. RiveraJan 28

Today's nominee for #DaughterOfTheYear

> Girl Jailed For Pork Chop Attack On Mother http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/pork-chop-battery-850297

#FloridaWoman #Floriduh #PorkChop

Girl Jailed For Pork Chop Attack On Mother

JANUARY 23--A Florida teenager is behind bars after striking her mother with a pork chop during a domestic battery, police charge. Farrah Kernan, 18, was arrested for battery following a disturbance

The Smoking Gun
lawlibergJan 16
Car into courthouse #CarIntoBuilding #FloridaWoman

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dcdkwzsffdzjrl6r4kw4ddai/post/3mcij6v2zqy2f
A. RiveraDec 3

> Woman Guilty Of ChatGPT Rape Hoax http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/hoax-photo-plea-750218

Oh, FFS.

#FloridaWoman #crime #AISlop #hoax #crime

Woman Guilty Of ChatGPT Rape Hoax

DECEMBER 2--The Florida Woman who gave police an AI-generated photo of a homeless man who purportedly barged into her residence and raped her has been convicted of falsely reporting a crime, a sham p

The Smoking Gun
A. RiveraNov 25

#TipsFromMasterCriminals: Again, secure your cellphone so no one else can access it.

> 'You're going to pay': Woman sliced boyfriend with machete after fight at Texas Roadhouse, police say https://lawandcrime.com/crime/youre-going-to-pay-woman-sliced-boyfriend-with-machete-after-fight-at-texas-roadhouse-police-say/

#crime #GreatRomancesOfOurTime #AmoresQueMatan #FloridaWoman #Floriduh

'You're going to pay': Woman cut boyfriend with machete after Texas Roadhouse fight, cops say

The boyfriend eventually made entry and spotted his keys on her bed. Police said that once he was in Frechel's bedroom, she "locked him inside the bedroom against his will."

Law & Crime
Victor ForbergerNov 23

#Trump #AileenCannon

I think #FloridaWoman here is replacing #FloridaMan.

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/11/23/us/politics/trump-florida-cannon-grand-jury.html?unlocked_article_code=1.3U8.xa-h.ktibU3OdVNwn&smid=nytcore-ios-share

As Trump’s Inquisitors Face Scrutiny, a Divisive Figure Could Play a New Role

The prosecutor running an inquiry into those who investigated President Trump has established a grand jury under Judge Aileen M. Cannon, whose scuttling of the documents case made her a White House favorite.

The New York Times
A. RiveraNov 12

When the #PizzaPizza craving hits. . .

> Florida driver clocked at 107 mph says she just wanted to get to Little Caesars before it closed https://nypost.com/2025/11/11/us-news/florida-driver-clocked-at-107-mph-says-she-just-wanted-to-get-to-little-caesars-before-it-closed/

#LittleCaesars #pizza #crime #speeding #FloridaWoman #Floriduh

Florida driver clocked at 107 mph says she just wanted to get to Little Caesars before it closed

A Florida driver who was clocked at 107 mph told cops she was going so fast because she was trying to get to Little Caesars for pizza before it closed, authorities said.

New York Post
A. RiveraNov 6

> 'You will die': Woman 'armed herself with a nail clipper' and threatened store clerk, police say https://lawandcrime.com/crime/you-will-die-woman-armed-herself-with-a-nail-clipper-and-threatened-store-clerk-police-say/

It was one of those bigger nail clippers you use for your toenails. They can be scary.

#crime #FloridaWoman #Floriduh

Woman 'armed herself with a nail clipper' and threatened to kill store clerk: Police

According to a criminal complaint reviewed by Law&Crime, the alleged altercation started when Humphrey tried to get a box of cigarettes that she said she would pay for later.

Law & Crime
A. RiveraNov 3

> 'Biting and slapping around her husband': Florida woman arrested following 'rip roaring drunk' fracas in front yard, sheriff says https://lawandcrime.com/crime/biting-and-slapping-around-her-husband-florida-woman-arrested-following-rip-roaring-drunk-fracas-in-front-yard-sheriff-says/

FTA: The sheriff stated: "How much do you have to drink – alcohol that is – to rip off all your clothes, slap your husband around, bite him, and then lay down in the front yard? I can't answer that. But Laylani can."

Now you know the answer.

#FloridaWoman #Floriduh #crime

Florida woman arrested after 'rip roaring drunk' fracas in front yard, sheriff says

"So, we tried to arrest her," the sheriff said. "And she didn't like that at all."

Law & Crime
A. RiveraOct 28

> ‘This Is Florida!’: White Woman’s Racist Hotel Meltdown Ends with N-Word, Fake Tears, and Total Humiliation on TikTok https://atlantablackstar.com/2025/10/28/white-woman-goes-viral-for-a-tantrum-in-a-hotel-hallway-that-took-an-unexpected-turn/

Yes, it IS #Floriduh alright.

#KarensGoneWild #KarenStrikesAgain #racism #bigotry #FloridaWoman

'This Is Florida!’: White Woman’s Racist Hotel Meltdown Ends with N-Word, Fake Tears, and Total Humiliation on TikTok

"Florida woman's hotel meltdown goes viral with racist outburst, tears, and shocking humiliation. Watch the jaw-dropping video now! #vira...

Atlanta Black Star