> Walmart shopper called out for line-cutting attacks 79-year-old woman at customer service: Cops https://lawandcrime.com/crime/walmart-shopper-kicked-79-year-old-woman-over-line-cutting-dustup-at-customer-service-cops/
Just another day at the Walmart where Karen ain't got no time to wait in line like a peon, GTFO of the way already.
#KarensGoneWild #KarenStrikesAgain #crime #FloridaWoman #Floriduh
Meanwhile, down in #Floriduh
> This Fall, Florida Students Will Be Forced to Take “Anti-Communist” Classes
https://truthout.org/articles/this-fall-florida-students-will-be-forced-to-take-anti-communist-classes/
You've got to be a special kind of #asshole to get banned from a Waffle House, more so banned statewide.
Now I am craving one of their All American specials.
> Clueless Florida college students, including LGBT man, claim they’d rather be in Iran — so host raises money for one-way ticket https://nypost.com/2026/03/04/us-news/two-florida-college-students-refuse-to-condemn-iranian-regime/
Not sure what worries me more: some conservative "reporter" going around ambushing people or dumbass so-called liberals falling for it.
#GOP #PartyOfStupid #RepublicanLite #Floriduh #academia #HigherEd
When asked if Iran or America would be “better for women,” the chatty nurse bashed the US for “how we handled the Epstein files” and claimed that she’d flee to Iceland…
> 'Going to kill you like a dog': Florida man threatens street vendor with aluminum baseball bat for selling churros, deputies say https://lawandcrime.com/crime/going-to-kill-you-like-a-dog-florida-man-threatens-street-vendor-with-aluminum-baseball-bat-for-selling-churros-deputies-say/
Not only is #FloridaMan a #racist #asshole, he also does not like churros.
Meanwhile, down in #Floriduh. TBH, folks eat gators in places like Louisiana. Just saying.
> Florida restaurant faces backlash after selling pizzas with iguana meat as topping https://nypost.com/2026/02/18/us-news/florida-restaurant-faces-backlash-after-selling-pizzas-with-iguana-meat-as-topping/
Meanwhile, down at the local Walmart. . .
> Walmart shopper in 'motorized scooter' brandished gun at employee for 'not providing good service to him': Sheriff https://lawandcrime.com/crime/walmart-shopper-in-motorized-scooter-brandished-gun-at-employee-for-not-providing-good-service-to-him-sheriff/
Just another of the Tales of the #ResponsibleGunOwners.
> Orlando police officer accidentally fires rifle during middle school lockdown
https://www.orlandosentinel.com/2026/02/05/orlando-police-officer-accidentally-fires-rifle-during-middle-school-lockdown/?lctg=D433B512746134193427B5942B&active=no
> Florida Man, 51, Busted For "Sexual Performance" With A Vacuum Cleaner http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/indecent-vacuum-473958
Boom chicka wow wow. . .
Today's nominee for #DaughterOfTheYear
> Girl Jailed For Pork Chop Attack On Mother http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/pork-chop-battery-850297
A. Rivera
