"Luke!"

"Yes, Obi Wan. What is it?"

"It only takes one fart to ruin a reputation."

"Why are you bringing this up now?"

"Oh, you know."

"No, I don't."

"Stop playing coy. I heard you fart earlier."

"You heard that?"

"Yes, now that I am dead, I am always watching what you do."

"Oh..."

"Go on."

"That means that..."

"Yes, I saw you pleasure yourself the other day."

"Shit!"

"Yes... this too."

"WHAT? You mean you saw me..."

"Drop a deuce, yes."

"Dammit."

"It's like the song... every breath you take, every shit you take, I'll be watching you."

#farts #shit #StarWars #LukeSkywalker #ObiWanKenobi

"FAA issues ground stop at airports in DC, Baltimore"

From the article:

"A ground stop was issued for three major airports in the greater Washington, D.C., area on Friday evening due to reports of a “strong odor” at the Potomac air traffic control facility, according to Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy."

Did someone fart?

https://thehill.com/policy/transportation/5783852-washington-dc-airports-ground-stop/

#USNews #FAA #farts #satire

It only takes one fart to completely ruin your reputation.

#farts #reputation

Should be an IgNobel Prize winner. :-)

"In a test of the device, healthy college-age volunteers who wore sensors farted an average of 32 times a day. But that figure varied from a minimum of four flatus daily to a maximum of 59. Eating high fiber gumdrops caused 36 of 38 participants to break wind more often, the researchers found."

https://www.sciencenews.org/article/smart-underwear-human-fart-frequency

#Science #Research #Science #Biology #Farts #IgNobel

Here comes the fart, doodoodoodoo
Here comes the fart
And I say, "It's alright"
- Here Comes the Fart by The Beatles

#farts #Beatles #HereComesTheSun #CorruptedLyrics

—>> #GraceKuhlenschmidt ⦁ #TheDailyShow <<—

Smart Underwear Tracks #Farts

#AI Produces #BradPitt & #TomCruise Fight Over #Epstein

#TDS #DailyShow #Comedy #Humour #Humor
https://youtu.be/SodT-Gmc_qs

On a different note, #KinkBelongsAtPride and we need to fucking yeet all the #TERFs, #FARTs and reactionaries that want to ban #KinkAtPride because #kink belongs at #pride like candy to christmas & music to carnival.

- Fuck all the reactionaries that want to commit #QueerGenocide under the #FalsePretense of *"#childProtection"*!