john.brown_typefacetop tier
Horse kicks tree, farts on dogs then runs away.
https://youtu.be/KCzwyFHSMdY
YouTube
Mine15yours
J 
Your Autistic Life FR/EN/ES"Luke!"
"Yes, Obi Wan. What is it?"
"It only takes one fart to ruin a reputation."
"Why are you bringing this up now?"
"Oh, you know."
"No, I don't."
"Stop playing coy. I heard you fart earlier."
"You heard that?"
"Yes, now that I am dead, I am always watching what you do."
"Oh..."
"Go on."
"That means that..."
"Yes, I saw you pleasure yourself the other day."
"Shit!"
"Yes... this too."
"WHAT? You mean you saw me..."
"Drop a deuce, yes."
"Dammit."
"It's like the song... every breath you take, every shit you take, I'll be watching you."
"FAA issues ground stop at airports in DC, Baltimore"
From the article:
"A ground stop was issued for three major airports in the greater Washington, D.C., area on Friday evening due to reports of a “strong odor” at the Potomac air traffic control facility, according to Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy."
Did someone fart?
https://thehill.com/policy/transportation/5783852-washington-dc-airports-ground-stop/
It only takes one fart to completely ruin your reputation.
Brooke BeardSince I've changed my okcupid profile description to read simply "I like glitter, cabins, and farts", I've had zero new messages. #dating #relationshipadvice #glitter #cabins #farts
Kevin Karhan 
@susannelilith Ich sehe das ganze als Präzedenzfall für hochproblematisch.
- #Misgendering ist prinzipiell falsch, @queerde !
Außerdem bin,ich mir.sicher dass #Liebich eher Schutz vor den Mithäftlingen denn anderherum braucht, egal in welchem Knast…
Kevin Karhan :verified: (@[email protected])
@[email protected] #Liebich ist und bleibt zwar ne #Neonazi-Kackbratze, das macht #Misgendering trotzdem nicht legal. - Ich sehe daher Angriffe aufs #Selbstbestimmungsgesetz *stets und prinzipiell als falsch an*. - Gerade weil #Liebich nicht den #rechtsstaatlich|en #Konsequenzen ihres Handelns entkommen kann oder wird!
Soh Kam YungShould be an IgNobel Prize winner. :-)
"In a test of the device, healthy college-age volunteers who wore sensors farted an average of 32 times a day. But that figure varied from a minimum of four flatus daily to a maximum of 59. Eating high fiber gumdrops caused 36 of 38 participants to break wind more often, the researchers found."
https://www.sciencenews.org/article/smart-underwear-human-fart-frequency
Here comes the fart, doodoodoodoo
Here comes the fart
And I say, "It's alright"
- Here Comes the Fart by The Beatles