"The seats of this car are upholstered with rich Corinthian leather. How do you know it is Corinthian? Simple. Listen to the farts this leather makes as you scoot your ass across it. That's the sure sign of Corinthian leather. 😏"
"I'm gonna go gas up."
"Okay."
[Later]
"[FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART] Oops!"
"My, my, you did gas up!"
"He broke bread with the community, and then broke farts with the doctor."
top tier
Horse kicks tree, farts on dogs then runs away.
https://youtu.be/KCzwyFHSMdY
"Luke!"
"Yes, Obi Wan. What is it?"
"It only takes one fart to ruin a reputation."
"Why are you bringing this up now?"
"Oh, you know."
"No, I don't."
"Stop playing coy. I heard you fart earlier."
"You heard that?"
"Yes, now that I am dead, I am always watching what you do."
"Oh..."
"Go on."
"That means that..."
"Yes, I saw you pleasure yourself the other day."
"Shit!"
"Yes... this too."
"WHAT? You mean you saw me..."
"Drop a deuce, yes."
"Dammit."
"It's like the song... every breath you take, every shit you take, I'll be watching you."
"FAA issues ground stop at airports in DC, Baltimore"
From the article:
"A ground stop was issued for three major airports in the greater Washington, D.C., area on Friday evening due to reports of a “strong odor” at the Potomac air traffic control facility, according to Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy."
Did someone fart?
https://thehill.com/policy/transportation/5783852-washington-dc-airports-ground-stop/
It only takes one fart to completely ruin your reputation.
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