Mastodawn

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#DearFloridaMan,

#LoveAndKisses,

#PSiReN-X; because, #Everything's #Better with an "X" on #IT...

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#DearFloridaMan,

What is #Wrong with you.... | #AndOtherRhetoricalQuestions

That's #NotADiet... | #ChangeMyMind, I #DoubleDare you...

#MakeTimeForBacon | #AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty

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https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/03/florida-man-eats-feral-pig-meat-contracts-rare-biothreat-bacteria/

Florida man eats feral pig meat, contracts rare biothreat bacteria

It took nearly two years for doctors to figure out the cause of his chest pain.

Ars Technica

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#WithApologies; but...

#This is #BuggingMe...

#DearFloridaMan,

What #Kind of #Diet is:

• #Butter;
• #Cheese; and,
• #Beef...?

That's #NotADiet... | #ChangeMyMind, I #DoubleDare you...

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https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/01/florida-man-eats-diet-of-butter-cheese-beef-cholesterol-oozes-from-his-body/

Florida man eats diet of butter, cheese, beef; cholesterol oozes from his body

High cholesterol is considered 240 mg/dL. The man's was over 1,000 mg/dL.

Ars Technica