#OpenLetter...

#DearFloridaMan,

#EatMyDisney

#LoveAndKisses,

#PSiReN-X; because, #Everything's #Better with an "X" on #IT...

🧙⚕️🤖🤖⚕️🧙 | 🦹​​🦄​🦹

#OpenLetter...

#DearFloridaMan,

What is #Wrong with you.... | #AndOtherRhetoricalQuestions

That's #NotADiet... | #ChangeMyMind, I #DoubleDare you...

#MakeTimeForBacon | #AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty

🧙⚛️​​🤖🐺🤖⚛️🧙 | 🥓🦹🦄🦹🥓

https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/03/florida-man-eats-feral-pig-meat-contracts-rare-biothreat-bacteria/

#WithApologies; but...

#This is #BuggingMe...

#OpenLetter...

#DearFloridaMan,

What #Kind of #Diet is:

• #Butter;
• #Cheese; and,
• #Beef...?

That's #NotADiet... | #ChangeMyMind, I #DoubleDare you...

🧙🧀​​🤖🐺🤖🧀🧙 | 🐮🦹🦄🦹🐮

https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/01/florida-man-eats-diet-of-butter-cheese-beef-cholesterol-oozes-from-his-body/