The charcuterie board had all the snacks,
But the cheese was starting to lack.

They refilled the stock,
But forgot the Red Hawk.

Now this party is totally wack.

#Limerick #Untitled #WithApologies

#WithApologies; but...

#This is #BuggingMe...

#OpenLetter...

#DearFloridaMan,

What #Kind of #Diet is:

โ€ข #Butter;
โ€ข #Cheese; and,
โ€ข #Beef...?

That's #NotADiet... | #ChangeMyMind, I #DoubleDare you...

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https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/01/florida-man-eats-diet-of-butter-cheese-beef-cholesterol-oozes-from-his-body/

Florida man eats diet of butter, cheese, beef; cholesterol oozes from his body

High cholesterol is considered 240 mg/dL. The man's was over 1,000 mg/dL.

Ars Technica