Well, I've done something that I had delayed doing for a long time. I've extended my search to cis men. Way back when, I had cis men in my search, but I had a few disappointing experiences. So I turned them off, until today.

I'm seeing a lot of torsos, a few protrusions through shorts, a lot of empty profiles, etc.

Of course, what I'm seeing is unfiltered. I'm tossing the garbage out as we speak. πŸ˜‚

#dating #DatingProfiles #garbage

This should be my dating profile.

Rich? - I'm rich in friends.
Fit? - I fit into my clothes.
Handsome? - I have some hands.
Are you tall - Yes.
Car? - Yes, it's used, but it runs.
Do you give massages? - I can occasionally afford to pay for a massage.
Smart? - There are different kinds of intelligence, but yes.
Are you funny? - If we work together, we can pretend I am funny.
Dog? - I have online pets. I'll get a cat.
House? - It was a good show.

10/10 I think.

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@matt these people also get zero dates. Don't believe the hype.

Negative profiles are a major deterrent and do the opposite of what is intended. #DatingProfiles

Gentlemen, if you really need to post a phallic compensation pic on your dating profile, try a classic race car, not a fish. πŸ’‹

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