WenFeb 3

The Daily Mash considers a ‘confession’

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/i-was-a-traitor-before-it-was-cool-by-peter-mandelson-20260203263912

#DailyMash #Satire #TrueConfessions #satire

I was a traitor before it was cool, by Peter Mandelson

TODAY, the antics of traitors are prime-time televisual entertainment. But as usual, I was there a good 17 years earlier.

Claire McNabSep 12, 2025

#Flagshagging is now very popular in #Britain. But how many #flagshaggers do it properly?

The #DailyMash has published a handy guide: https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/how-to-actually-have-sex-with-a-union-jack-20210326206528

RustAug 23, 2025

This is an actual headline, in a grown up newspaper, not the #DailyMash or #TheOnion

We are all going to hell, probably sponsored by a PIF 😵‍💫

Alex 🇵🇸Oct 31, 2024
"Criticising Poppy Day disrespect is part of what makes us British – angry, intolerant and easily manipulated by the right-wing press."
from The Daily Mash
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#DailyMash
#PoppyRage
Steve BJul 26, 2024

#brexit #dailymash

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/lifestyle/pointlessness-of-brexit-exposed-by-tethered-bottle-cap-20240726249678

Pointlessness of Brexit exposed by tethered bottle cap

THE futility of Britain’s decision to leave the EU has been exposed by a little tethered bottle cap you get annoyed about on a daily basis.

Show threadShouty personJun 5, 2024

Also incidentally, the #DailyMash published this eight years ago today.

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/farage-still-spouting-shit-in-case-you-were-wondering-20160401107654

#GeneralElection #UKPolitics #canpoli #CRAP #CCRAP #SeeCrap #Farage

Farage still spouting shit, in case you were wondering

NIGEL Farage is still out there, talking a lot of shit, Britain has been reminded.

Cathitza CathingtonMar 4, 2023

This is a bit close to the bone, tbh.

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-entertainment/the-middle-aged-persons-guide-to-giving-up-on-new-music-20200128192918?

#MiddleAge #Music #seen #satire #DailyMash

The middle-aged person's guide to giving up on new music

MIDDLE-aged? Haven’t liked any new bands since the Kings of Leon? Here are some ways to convince yourself you’re not past it yet.