Patriot who tragically died while hanging flag on lamp post to be given state funeral.

#Flagshagging in the #UK. #NormalIslandNews #Satire

https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/patriot-who-tragically-died-while

The #Starmtroopers have revealed the #livery for the #UK's fake "nationalised" rail company, #GreatBritishRailways. Unsurprisingly, the livery is a childish, garish, #fugly, visually illiterate riff on #flagshagging. If there is a prize for crimes against design, this is a winner.

(#GBR is #fake nationalised 'cos the rolling stock is all owned by private #ROSCOs who suck out huge profits)

It's #PoppyPolice season again the #UK. 🙄

But for 2025, it seems that poppy fetishism has been merged with #flagshagging. 🙄 I assume that unadorned #lampposts will be either arrested or burnt down by feral #miniroundaboutpainters. 😂

pic from https://x.com/Frankpembleton6/status/1986507563878531569 #TheMadCountry

Flag-shaggers cancel Christmas.

#FlagShagging
#ReformUK

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/nov/03/beyond-ironic-reform-led-council-says-flags-must-come-down-so-christmas-lights-can-go-up

Chrimbo gift idea from @coldwarsteve

#ColdWarSteve
#Flagshagging

I am old enough to remember when the #LibDems were the cautious centrists of #UKpolitics.
Then their first woman leader promised to just ignore the #Brexit referendum. Then their new leader took up farcical aquatic ceremonies and won lots of seats at #GE2024.

And now their former leader #TimFarron goes #flagshagging at the LibDem party conference 🙄

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjd11n14zz1o

Am I unfair on #TheMadCountry?

Isn't the 2025 English fad of #flagshagging #miniRoundabouts actually a weensy bit LESS bonkers than the 2022 fad of making inanimate cash machines join in an orgy of competitive mourning?

Maybe they are getting a wee bit better 😕

#Flagshagging is now very popular in #Britain. But how many #flagshaggers do it properly?

The #DailyMash has published a handy guide: https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/how-to-actually-have-sex-with-a-union-jack-20210326206528

"government of 'patriots" 🤮🇬🇧🤮🇬🇧🤮🇬🇧🤮

There's so much #flagshagging in #Starmer's government that I fear the whole #cabinet room will need to be hosed down and sterilised. 🤮🚿 is nobody able to tell Sir Kid Starver that #patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel?

I just hope that #LarryTheCat 🐈‍⬛ is safe from the horrors of the #Starmtroopers' futile efforts to out-#Farage the odious Nigel.

screenshot from https://x.com/GMB/status/1965298466109686217