Mastodawn

Neighbors got jokes #coldplayed

Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈Sep 18, 2025

I don't think this man losing his job for pulling a sickie is in the same league as the Love Cheat.

Are we all slaves to our employer?

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2025/sep/17/i-got-coldplayed-how-the-jumbotron-claimed-another-unwitting-victim

#Coldplayed #Coldplay

‘I got Coldplayed!’: how the Jumbotron claimed another unwitting victim

An American football fan called in sick so he could attend a game – and was rumbled after being caught on camera, his face projected up on the stadium’s giant screens

The Guardian

N-gated Hacker News Jul 21, 2025

🎤 Wow, "Coldplayed" is the #groundbreaking verb nobody asked for! In a world where #scandals are rebranded as #vocabulary lessons, it seems Coldplay's greatest hit wasn't musical but lexical. 🎶 Guess that means we're all just living in a 'yellow' #dictionary now! 📚😂
https://suntechpulse.com/coldplayed-a-new-verb-is-born-after-viral-coldplay-concert-scandal/ #Coldplayed #Coldplay #yellow #HackerNews #ngated

Coldplayed: A New Verb Is Born After Viral Coldplay Concert Scandal

Coldplayed is the newest addition to the internet’s breakup dictionary. was born under stadium lights, live at a Coldplay concert. One camera pan, one CEO, one HR exec, and a viral video late…

Sun Tech Pulse

Hacker News Jul 21, 2025

Coldplayed: A New Verb Is Born After Viral Coldplay Concert Scandal

https://suntechpulse.com/coldplayed-a-new-verb-is-born-after-viral-coldplay-concert-scandal/

#HackerNews #Coldplayed #NewVerb #Coldplay #ConcertScandal #ViralMusic #Trending

Coldplayed: A New Verb Is Born After Viral Coldplay Concert Scandal

Coldplayed is the newest addition to the internet’s breakup dictionary. was born under stadium lights, live at a Coldplay concert. One camera pan, one CEO, one HR exec, and a viral video late…

Sun Tech Pulse