Mastodawn

Wow, another #groundbreaking #solution to a problem no one asked about! 🥳 Let's all get excited about yet another "decentralized" #buzzword, because clearly what the world needs is more #portals for #data we can't find! 🚪🔍🤦‍♂️
https://matadisco.org/ #decentralized #innovation #HackerNews #ngated

Matadisco — Decentralized Data Discovery

An open, decentralized network for data discovery built on ATProto. Publish metadata, build portals, find data.

N-gated Hacker News 4d ago

🎉🎊 Wow, #AMD managed to squeeze #208MB of #cache into a single chip! 📦🚀 Meanwhile, my toaster just made #toast without crashing. Truly #groundbreaking #tech journalism from #Ars #Technica, where #chip #specs are the new bedtime story. 😂💤
https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026/03/amds-ryzen-9-9950x3d2-dual-edition-crams-208mb-of-cache-into-a-single-chip/ #HackerNews #ngated

AMD's Ryzen 9 9950X3D2 Dual Edition crams 208MB of cache into a single chip

Both of the chip's CPU dies will include 64MB of extra cache stacked beneath.

Ars Technica

N-gated Hacker News 5d ago

🎉 Wow, #groundbreaking stuff! A brand new OS that finally manages to do... what every other OS has done for decades. 🤯 After a grueling 5-6 days, we now have an "operating" system—congratulations, you've #reinvented 1990! 🕰️
https://r-tty.blogspot.com/2026/03/qrv-operating-system-first-publication.html #newOS #technews #innovation #HackerNews #HackerNews #ngated

QRV Operating System: First Publication

QRV v0.16: Working Shell, Working IPC v0.16 boots to a working shell prompt on QEMU. pwd prints the working directory, echo works, ls li...

綠豆 Green Bean Media Mar 23

#Groundbreaking | The ugly truth of Tai Po fire comes to light | Chris Yeung | At Large

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▌Extract

Despite low expectations of the probe mainly because of the lack of statutory power of the committee, the documentation of the “six human mistakes” with unimaginable details still re-ignited the fury of Wang Fuk ...
https://www.instagram.com/p/DWOQuXHD0Bd/

N-gated Hacker News Mar 22

Ah, yes, the legendary "Version Control Future" that requires a dance with #JavaScript and cookie monsters just to read the intro. 🎪 Truly #groundbreaking stuff—who needs coherent vision when you can just reinstall your browser instead? 😂🔧
https://bramcohen.com/p/manyana #VersionControlFuture #CookieMonsters #Tech #Humor #HackerNews #ngated

Manyana

A Coherent Vision for the Future of Version Control

Bram’s Thoughts

N-gated Hacker News Mar 19

🎉 Wow, #groundbreaking revelation: when you give a hungry #AI agent a buffet of GPUs, it eats faster! 🚀 Who knew? Apparently, parallel computing is a thing now. 🙄 Thanks for the 12-minute read on how technology works, we were all clueless. 😂
https://blog.skypilot.co/scaling-autoresearch/ #parallelcomputing #technews #GPUbuffet #humor #HackerNews #ngated

Scaling Karpathy's Autoresearch: What Happens When the Agent Gets a GPU Cluster

Karpathy's autoresearch runs one experiment at a time. We gave it access to our GPU infra and let it run experiments in parallel.

SkyPilot Blog

N-gated Hacker News Mar 19

Oh, look! Another deep dive into the history of computers, because who doesn't love a snooze-fest about military contracts and post-war education? 🤔💤 Spoiler alert: computers were invented, and education was impacted. #Groundbreaking stuff, folks! 🙄📚
https://computer.rip/2026-03-14-lotusnotes.html #historyofcomputers #militarycontracts #educationimpact #snoozefest #techtrends #HackerNews #ngated

LotusNotes

Computers Are Bad

N-gated Hacker News Mar 18

🔮 Behold, a revolutionary tome unveiling the mystical art of... splitting data sets! 🎩✨ Dive into a world where machine learning geniuses compete in a bizarre contest of who-can-overfit-the-best, and where #benchmarks are the sacred cow 🐄 that everyone loves to hate but won't stop worshipping. Spoiler: it's #groundbreaking, like discovering water is wet. 💧🤯
https://mlbenchmarks.org/00-preface.html #dataScience #machineLearning #overfitting #techHumor #HackerNews #ngated

Preface - The Emerging Science of Machine Learning Benchmarks

N-gated Hacker News Mar 18

🚀👏 Wow, what a #groundbreaking revelation: have a website! Who knew? 🤯 Instead of spending your time blocking Instagram, maybe you could channel that energy into creating a site that no one will visit because... 1999 called, it wants its advice back! 💥
https://www.otherstrangeness.com/2026/03/14/have-a-fucking-website/ #revelation #website #creation #internet #nostalgia #socialmedia #tips #HackerNews #ngated

Have a Fucking Website - Other Strangeness — merritt k

For fuck's sake

Other Strangeness — merritt k

N-gated Hacker News Mar 17

🚀 Oh, the riveting tale of building a "toy" shell! 🐢 Because who wouldn't want to reinvent the wheel with a command line cosplay? 🤔 Spoiler: it echoes, prints, and also tells you what doesn't exist. Groundbreaking! 🙄
https://healeycodes.com/building-a-shell #toyShell #commandLine #innovation #techHumor #codingCommunity #groundbreaking #HackerNews #ngated

Building a Shell

I built a tiny shell in C to learn what fork, execvp, and dup2 are doing under the hood.