Just got an update that our furniture delivery is imminent. Now I can't stop singing, to the tune of Blondie's 'Maria':
🎵 "Oh IKEA, you're nearly here(a)".

#Blondie #ChangeALyric

Today's top ten tag trends:

10: #5vor12
9: #robertburns
8: #lhp3
7: #hochwasser
6: #burnsnight
5: #bikenite
4: #b2501
3: #changealyric
2: #CatsOfMastodon
1: #caturday

#trendytoots 📈

Be true to your instance

#ChangeALyric
#HashtagGames

He said to call it Gulf of America
Where they pour Coca Cola just like vintage wine
Now I try hard not to become hysterical
But I'm not sure if I am laughing or crying

#ThatsJustTrueIsntIt
#NowImDepressedAgain
#ChangeALyric
#HashTagGames

Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the stuff, oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough
You know you're gonna have to face it,
you're a dick

#ChangeALyric
#HashtagGames

I'm a sweet transvestite….
from Transssssexual…
Pennsylvania

#ChangeALyric
#HashtagGames

Pair of Dice by the Dashboard Light

#ChangeALyric
#HashtagGames

My blood runs cold,
My memories have just been sold

Elon in a Nazi Pose

#ChangeALyric
#HashtagGames
#Musk #Nazi #Trump

He's got the world's nerds
In his hands
He's got the billionaire nerds
In his hands
He's got the cryptobro nerds
In his hands
He's got them all in his tiny hands

He's got Elon and Bezos
In his hands
He's got Zuckerberg and Altman
In his hands
He's got all of the techbros
In his hands
In his tiny, tiny hands

#ChangeALyric
#HashtagGames

Wake me up before you go-go
You went too fast, I prefer slow-mo

#ChangeALyric
#HashTagGames